bestfiction Chapter 37 Give us money! We'll give you money!
Chapter 37 Give us money! We'll give you money!
Outside Studio 3.
The sun was still scorching, like a clueless idiot who didn't know how to read people's expressions.
Jiang Bai dragged his heavy steps and floated out like a wandering ghost.
Which step has he taken?
do not know.
But he knew that this was the 10086th breath he had taken today.
"well……"
This sigh contained so much heartache, helplessness, and indictment of that perverted director, Yu Zheng.
The script shouldn't be like this!
Logically, shouldn't Yu Zheng, upon learning the truth, have been furious, yelled "Get out!", and then run away with the million yuan in tears?
The results of it?
That fatso actually got excited!
He actually thinks it's acceptable for a man to cross-dress as an empress?!
They also need to give him special treatment and build him a separate toilet, for fear that their precious little darling will run away.
"What a tragedy!"
"I'm a straight man!"
"You want me to play a resentful woman in the deep palace, someone who also has to flirt with the emperor..."
"If my future wife finds out about this, how can I be the head of the household?"
Jiang Bai was internally screaming in frustration.
The million is in hand.
But the price is selling one's body.
If it weren't for the extra million in guaranteed pay, he would have lost a fortune this time!
Jiang Bai was so immersed in immense grief that he completely forgot his current state.
He forgot to wear a mask.
He also forgot to put on the baseball cap that covered half his face.
then.
That stunning face, enhanced by the system's [Master-level Makeup] and boosted by 9 points of charm, was thus exposed to the air without reservation.
Her white dress was whiter than snow, and her black hair flowed like a waterfall.
Her delicate features seemed to glow in the sunlight.
Especially that melancholy expression of "I have no will to live" is simply a living "battle-damaged" fairy.
Outside the photography studio.
Those internet celebrities and extras who are still queuing up, touching up their makeup, and trying to become known to the public.
They were just chattering about whose nose was higher and whose chin was sharper.
Sudden.
It's like a duck being choked.
The entire room fell silent.
All eyes were drawn to the figure that walked out of the door.
"Holy crap..."
"Who...who is this?"
"Is this the one who went in wearing a mask just now?"
"My goodness! This is so beautiful!"
Stunning.
asphyxia.
Immediately following was a murmur of regret.
Because everyone saw the expression on Jiang Bai's face.
sigh.
Shake head.
His face was filled with bitterness and deep resentment.
This is clearly a failed audition!
"Oh my god, even someone this beautiful was rejected?"
"What kind of woman does Yu Zheng want? A celestial being?"
"If even this level of looks can't pass, then what's the point of us queuing?"
"That's enough, go home and farm, you can't survive in the entertainment industry anymore."
Several initially confident online celebrities, upon seeing Jiang Bai's face and then looking at themselves in the mirror, instantly lost their composure!
This is called a dimensional reduction attack.
This is called a public execution!
If someone with such a beautiful appearance is rejected, wouldn't it be humiliating for someone like me, a product of technology and hard work, to go in?
Jiang Bai had no idea that he had inadvertently discouraged a large number of online celebrities.
He was still wallowing in self-pity, wondering if he could negotiate some terms with Yu Zheng when he went to sign the contract tomorrow.
For example... changing Zhang Yan to be mute?
Or change all the crying scenes to sleeping scenes?
Just then.
A series of hurried footsteps, accompanied by heavy breathing, rushed in from the side.
"Hey! You over there!"
"Wait! Please wait!"
Jiang Bai subconsciously stopped and turned around.
A burly man, covered in sweat, wearing a black vest and with a whistle around his neck, was charging towards him like a wild boar that had gone out of control.
It was the same person who had given him directions earlier.
Just an hour ago.
Zhuang Han's film crew encountered an epic disaster.
They are filming a major scene.
However, the actress who was originally cast as "the most beautiful courtesan in the capital" suddenly backed out.
It's said that she hooked up with a richer patron and directly breached her contract to play the second female lead in a neighboring film crew.
The director was so angry that he smashed the walkie-talkie and overturned the table!
"Where are they! Where are the people I need!"
"This is about to start filming, and the entire crew of hundreds is waiting. Where am I supposed to find a courtesan?"
"Just find any extra?"
"Are you blind?! That's the most beautiful courtesan! The most stunning courtesan of all!"
"You're sending up an ugly, deformed person? Are the audience blind?!"
The director's roar nearly blew the roof off the studio.
Zhuang Han, as one of the on-site action directors and executive directors, was in big trouble and was sent out to conscript men.
The director gave a direct order:
"Go to Studio 3! Yu is auditioning there today, lots of beautiful girls!"
"Bring one back to me!"
"No matter the cost, as long as she's good-looking and has that alluring charm, bring her back to me immediately!"
then.
Zhuang Han rushed out in a great hurry.
He hadn't had high hopes to begin with.
After all, a courtesan needs not only to be beautiful but also to have a commanding presence; a typical internet celebrity face simply can't pull it off.
Just when he was in a panic and was about to grab anyone who looked decent to make up the numbers.
He saw Jiang Bai.
That instant.
Zhuang Han felt like he'd been struck by lightning!
If Jiang Bai, wearing a mask, was like a woman half-concealing her face when giving directions at the intersection, giving him a hazy, stunning feeling.
So now.
Jiang Bai took off her mask, revealing her true face.
It's a nuclear bomb!
What beauty that is!
A touch of allure emanates from her cool demeanor; a hint of charm lies hidden within her melancholy.
Especially those eyes; just a fleeting glance from them was enough to steal your soul!
"This is fucking..."
"So this is the courtesan!"
"If someone stood upstairs like that, let alone throwing a handkerchief, even if they threw a bomb, the men downstairs would fight over catching it!"
Zhuang Han was so excited she almost cried.
You search high and low without finding it, only to have it come to you effortlessly!
He rushed to Jiang Bai in three strides, not caring whether he knew him or not, and directly blocked his way:
"Hey beautiful! Hey beautiful, wait a minute!"
Jiang Bai frowned.
Looking at the man in front of me, covered in sweat and sporting a creepy grin.
"It's you again?"
Jiang Bai remembered him.
The kind person who gave him directions just now.
But looking at him now, he looks exactly like a tyrant about to abduct a woman on the street.
"It's you, brother."
Jiang Bai took a half step back to maintain a safe distance and politely asked:
"Is there something you need?"
"I'm going back now, I'm not in a good mood."
Zhuang Han quickly wiped the sweat from his hands, afraid of offending the beauty.
He stared at Jiang Bai's face, becoming more and more satisfied, and increasingly convinced that this was a gift from God.
"Um... beautiful lady, what a coincidence!"
"I didn't expect to see you again so soon!"
"I recognized your dress immediately!"
"I have to say, after you took off your mask... you looked like a fairy descended from heaven!"
"She's a million times prettier than any of the actresses in our production crew!"
These lines...
Jiang Bai's lips twitched.
Why does that sound so familiar?
Isn't this the same line that Assistant Liu used to trick him before?
First came the praise, and then...
really.
The next second, Zhuang Han revealed his true intentions.
He rubbed his hands together, his face pleading, and said:
"Beautiful lady, I need your help urgently!"
"Can you do me a favor?"
"There's been a bit of a problem on our set; one of the guest actors suddenly can't make it."
"The entire production crew is currently on hold and waiting."
"Looking at your appearance and demeanor, you're practically tailor-made for that role!"
"Could you please go over and cover for us for a bit?"
"Don't worry! It'll be quick!"
"Just one scene! Just a brief appearance! I don't even need to say a word!"
"It's just a formality!"
Jiang Bai listened, a cold laugh rising in his heart.
Ha ha.
the man.
They're all big pigs' trotters!
That's what Xiao Liu said back then.
What "just one scene", what "no need to speak", what "relaxed and enjoyable"?
The results of it?
They tricked him into going in, and then made him test Wei Zifu and also pretend to be Zhang Yan.
Nowadays, directors and assistants never tell the truth!
"Feel sorry."
Jiang Bai refused without even thinking.
"I'm not interested."
"I don't have time either."
"I'm so tired, I want to go home and sleep."
After saying that, he walked past Zhuang Han and was about to leave.
joke.
He just escaped from Yu Zheng's den of wolves, and now he wants to lure him into another tiger's den?
Do you think he's a naive and innocent girl?
Moreover, he now has a million dollars in his pocket and doesn't care about these minor roles at all!
Seeing that Jiang Bai was about to leave, Zhuang Han became anxious.
This is a lifeline!
If we let this big Buddha go, the director will definitely skin him alive!
"No! Beautiful lady, don't go!"
Zhuang Han took a sidestep and blocked Jiang Bai's path once again.
I know you're tired!
"I know you must have had a tough time after your audition!"
"But we're in a real hurry! Hundreds of people in the entire crew are waiting for their meals!"
"Just consider it an act of kindness; saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-story pagoda!"
"Just ten minutes, ten minutes!"
Jiang Bai remained expressionless and continued to walk around.
Moral kidnapping?
I'm sorry, I have no morals.
Seeing that pleading and sob stories were no longer working.
Zhuang Han gritted his teeth and unleashed his trump card.
"Give me the money!"
"We'll pay!"