bestfiction Chapter 132 The Celestial Realm's Strange Pet Beauty Contest
Chapter 132 The Celestial Realm's Strange Pet Beauty Contest
Chapter 132: The Celestial Realm's Strange Pet Beauty Contest
Liu Yu and his companions' days in the Immortal Realm were always filled with novelty and joy. One day, they learned that the Immortal Realm was about to hold a unique and exotic pet beauty contest, and driven by their curiosity, they naturally wouldn't miss this exciting event.
The competition venue was decorated in vibrant colors, and various deities appeared with their beloved pets. Liu Yu and his companions found a perfect spot, ready to fully enjoy this unique competition.
The first to appear was an old, venerable immortal, leading a phoenix covered in colorful feathers. The phoenix stood tall and proud, its posture noble, and everyone expected it to amaze the audience. However, when it opened its beak, it exhaled a plume of black smoke, staining its beautiful feathers black, instantly transforming it from a noble phoenix into a "crow." The old immortal awkwardly scratched his head, while the audience below laughed uproariously, with Liu Yu laughing so hard tears streamed down his face: "This phoenix must have just crawled out of a chimney!"
Next up on stage was a beautiful fairy, holding a snow-white jade rabbit. The rabbit was so adorable and endearing that it captivated the audience, but suddenly it broke free from the fairy's embrace and began hopping around on the stage, accidentally bumping into a pillar and getting a large bump on its head. The fairy, distressed, rushed to pick it up, but the rabbit leaped three feet high into the air, jumping into the audience and causing a commotion. Liu Yu laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "That jade rabbit is so mischievous!"
Then it was the turn of a majestic heavenly general to appear, bringing with him a magnificent white tiger. The white tiger strode with agile steps, looking incredibly powerful. However, just as the general was about to demonstrate the tiger's roar, it let out a huge yawn, then lazily lay down on the ground, refusing to get up no matter how the general tried to pull it. The general said helplessly, "This fellow isn't usually like this!" The audience burst into laughter, and Xu Xian couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Looks like this white tiger hasn't woken up properly today."
Just then, a lively little fairy skipped onto the stage, followed by a petite nine-tailed fox. The nine-tailed fox's bright eyes were captivating, and just as everyone was marveling at them, its tail suddenly began to change color rapidly, switching between red and green, until finally it became the colors of a rainbow, looking quite comical. The little fairy exclaimed anxiously, "Oh dear, why did it change color at such a crucial moment!" Liu Yu laughed until her stomach hurt: "Is this nine-tailed fox turning into a color palette?!"
Bai Suzhen was also preparing to bring her pet—a talking parrot—on stage. The parrot was originally well-trained and could say many auspicious phrases, but once on stage and seeing so many people, it suddenly became nervous and started stammering: "Wishing, wishing, wishing everyone..." It couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time. Bai Suzhen gently comforted it, but the more anxious the parrot became, the worse it spoke, and finally it even imitated a rooster's crow. The audience below laughed so hard they almost fell over, and Liu Yu shouted, "This parrot has switched professions to become a rooster!"
Xiaoqing brought her pet Totoro onto the stage. The Totoro was round and adorable, but after only two steps, it rolled off the stage because it was too fat, looking like a fluffy ball. Xiaoqing quickly went to pick it up, but the Totoro just rolled around on the ground, refusing to get up. Liu Yu laughed so hard she stomped her feet: "Is this Totoro here to perform its rolling-around act?!"
Halfway through the competition, Liu Yu couldn't contain himself any longer and brought a magical little monster he'd found on the road onto the stage. The monster looked like a fluffy ball with big eyes. Liu Yu intended to demonstrate the monster's special ability—breathing fire—but instead of fire, a jet of water shot out, soaking Liu Yu to the bone. Liu Yu exclaimed helplessly, "This little guy is so unreliable!" The audience burst into laughter again.
Just then, a mysterious immortal appeared on stage with a legendary Qilin. The Qilin was majestic and powerful, radiating a sacred light, and everyone eagerly anticipated its performance. However, after taking only two steps, the Qilin tripped over a small pebble and rolled around on the stage, its sacred image instantly shattered. The immortal stood awkwardly to the side, unsure what to do. Liu Yu laughed so hard he could barely breathe: "Even a Qilin can stumble sometimes!"
The competition was nearing its end, and the last contestant stepped onto the stage. It was a chubby deity who brought with him a giant tortoise. The tortoise crawled slowly as the chubby deity proudly explained the secrets to its longevity. But suddenly, the tortoise accelerated and dashed off the stage, leaving the chubby deity panting as he chased after it. Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face: "That tortoise's trying to escape!"
The beauty pageant ended amidst laughter and cheers. Although the pets had many hilarious mishaps, everyone gained a lot of joy.
After the competition, Liu Yu and his friends continued their travels in the Immortal Realm.
They came to a garden where the flowers could sing. Liu Yu curiously approached a flower, wanting to hear it sing. But when the flower opened its mouth, it sang a children's song off-key. Liu Yu couldn't help but say, "You sing even worse than I do!" The flower angrily closed its petals.
They then saw a deity practicing calligraphy. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "These characters look like spiders crawling." The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know!"
As they walked, they came across a stall selling magical fruits. Liu Yu picked up a fruit and asked the stall owner, "Is this fruit sweet?" The stall owner replied, "Very sweet, or you don't have to pay." Liu Yu took a bite, but it was so sour that his face contorted in pain. He angrily said, "This can be called sweet? You're lying!" The stall owner smiled and said, "It's sour at first, then sweet. Try it again." Liu Yu took another bite, but it was still unbearably sour, so he threw the fruit back.
Just then, a crane flew overhead. Liu Yu tried to ride it, but the crane objected and scratched him with its claw. Liu Yu cried out in pain, "Ouch! Why are you so fierce, crane!"
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing laughed uncontrollably.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, his little monster became the most popular pet in the celestial realm, taking him on adventures everywhere...