bestfiction Chapter 156 Going out to find patients; You have kidney deficiency, I can cure it.
Chapter 156 Going out to find patients; You have kidney deficiency, I can cure it.
"You, you wicked woman, why can't I let you go when I should hate you!"
After Chen Zhengyang finished speaking fiercely, he used his dog paws to hook Lu Xue and started French kissing her again.
While the two were engaged in their melodramatic, domineering CEO romance, Lu Fei and her group were retching in disgust.
"Does this lackey really think he's a domineering CEO? What kind of bullshit is he spouting? It makes me want to throw up my dinner from last night."
"No way, tonight I'll just turn him into a giant flying cockroach and see if Lu Xue can still kiss him then, hehehe!"
Lu Fei clutched her acidic stomach, feeling uncomfortable at the sight of the two being intimate.
She simply handed over the surveillance to everyone, had the small system keep an eye on things, and went back to her room for a nap.
When she woke up, Gu Changge told her that Lu Xue had already dealt with Chen Zhengyang.
He firmly believed that Lu Xue loved him, was infatuated with him, was crazy about him, and would even bang her head against a wall for him.
Up until now, they had been discussing marrying Lu Xue and having two sons and two daughters to take care of them.
"He lost all four limbs, and I feel like he lost his brain too. No normal person could forgive someone who almost killed him."
As expected, even love-struck zombies won't eat this!
Lu Fei rolled her eyes speechlessly. She had originally planned to let Chen Zhengyang and Lu Xue torment each other, but they were completely coaxed after just a few kisses.
Since that's the case, then don't blame her for dropping some bombshells.
A lewd expression appeared on Lu Fei's face, accompanied by a cacophony of laughter that made those around her unable to bear looking at him.
"Hey lady, could you tone down your expression a bit when you're back to normal? It's so annoying!"
Gu Changge silently rubbed her forehead. Despite her stunningly beautiful appearance, the expression she made was so unsettling that it was hard to look away.
"Oh, sorry, I got a little carried away imitating that fat guy, hehehe... cough cough!"
Lu Fei originally wanted to tone it down, but she got so into playing Wang Gaoming these past few days that she's almost forgotten how to be herself.
But she only hesitated for a moment, then decided to just go for it; after all, she was a beautiful woman in every way.
"Neither the Dong nor the Chen family should be coming today. Let's go out and rob the rich to help the poor... and heal the sick and save lives."
Lu Fei was still thinking about the tasks given by the little system. She had only treated Qian Shuang once, and she still needed to treat nine more.
After she finishes treating people during the day, she'll go kill Lu Xue at night, and incidentally add some gambling points for that bastard Chen Zhengyang. Life will be fulfilling and wonderful.
After finding someone to impersonate Wang Gaoming and leave them at the villa, Lu Fei took Cao Zhengyu, Mo Yu, Gu Changge, and Luo Feiyu out for a stroll.
She still retained a resemblance to herself, and even so, she was already excessively beautiful.
A few clueless guys tried to harass Lu Fei, but before they could even get within three meters of her, they were kicked away by Cao Zhengyu and his group.
"roll!"
Lu Fei deliberately altered Cao Zhengyu's and his group's faces to make them look like they had killed many people, and they were now glaring menacingly at those people.
I was so scared that I almost wet my pants.
"Tsk, why is no one coming to see a doctor? Isn't my compassionate doctor persona obvious enough?"
Lu Fei walked around and beat up quite a few people, but none of them were sick.
"System, can I cripple one first, and then heal them? Would that count as completing the mission?"
[Host, this doesn't count, so don't try to find loopholes in the mission!]
The small system's firm opposition meant Lu Fei knew she couldn't break Wang Caijun's legs before healing him.
She sighed with some regret. Since the patients weren't coming to her, she figured she could at least take the initiative to find them.
"System, scan, help me find the target!"
[Scanning has begun. Please wait, host.]
The machine in the pharmacy worked automatically, silently scanning everyone around Lu Fei, and instantly marking anyone who matched the task.
Lu Fei spotted a fat, bloated man not far away and rushed towards him.
Xi Feng was already annoyed that the women around him were too boring and he couldn't muster any enthusiasm, when suddenly a radiant beauty ran over, her captivating eyes blinking as she stared at him.
This instantly boosted Xi Feng's confidence; indeed, handsome men shine wherever they go, and he can attract beauties just by standing there.
"Ahem, beautiful, are you alone? I'll take you for a ride later..."
"Dude, do you know you're sick?"
Before Xi Feng could even finish his attempt to strike up a conversation, Lu Fei confronted him, saying he was sick.
His cool expression hadn't even faded when it froze on his face. Anger and disbelief flashed in his eyes. No decent person would stand being chased and told they were crazy while they were out for a stroll.
"Hehe, I'm sick. I'm lovesick to the point that I'll die if I don't hug a beautiful woman. So, beautiful lady, are you going to throw yourself into my arms as the antidote?"
Xi Feng already looked as sleazy as Wang Gaoming, and his words were incredibly greasy, which made the men behind Lu Fei so angry that their fists hardened.
If Lu Fei hadn't secretly gestured for them to calm down, Xi Feng would probably be lying on the ground meeting his maker by now.
“I said you’re sick, and you are sick,” Lu Fei said calmly, her voice not soft. “You’ve been experiencing night sweats, palpitations, and a lack of stamina lately, making your sex life very unpleasant.”
The early symptom is kidney deficiency. If you don't treat it in time, the virus will spread throughout your body, and in the late stage, you'll become a vegetable!
With each word Lu Fei spoke, Xi Feng's expression grew increasingly grim.
When the topic of vegetative state patients came up, he became so angry that he started cursing and stomping his feet in frustration.
"Are you fucking sick? You have kidney deficiency, but I don't. I'm a seven-times-a-night man, and every woman I sleep with says she's happy."
You fucking don't believe me, huh? Well, I'll show you what I'm capable of right now.
Enraged, Xi Feng began to unzip his pants. Lu Fei smiled faintly, put on an inscrutable expression, and said three words that made him completely submit.
"I! Can! Cure!"
"I'm sorry, I admit I was a little loud just now, please help me!"
Xi Feng immediately bowed deeply to Lu Fei at a 90-degree angle. If there hadn't been other people around, he would have knelt down.
Heaven knows he's been suffering from kidney deficiency these days, almost to the point of feeling like he's not a man anymore. If he could be cured, wouldn't he be able to roam freely among women without getting attached to anyone?
"I can cure it, but the price... one hundred crystal cores!"
"One hundred crystal cores?? Why don't you just rob them?"
Xi Feng exclaimed in surprise, "Even the doctors kept by the four major families only cost fifty crystal cores, why is she so expensive?"
"Isn't this what I'm robbing right now?" Lu Fei looked at him innocently. "One hundred crystal cores, in exchange for your eternal erection, seven times a night... Don't forget, in the late stages you'll be a vegetable!"
Speaking of vegetative state patients, Lu Fei deliberately stuck out her tongue and looked at Xi Feng, who turned pale with fright. Just as he was about to bargain, she let out a long sigh.
"Do you know what the most painful thing for a person is? It's running out of money but still not being dead."
Do you know what the most painful thing for a person is? It's that you die but your money is still there.
Judging from your situation, you're not short of money. Are you really going to give up your future happiness for a few people who want to make money?
"You'd rather have a hundred crystal cores than countless women?"
After hearing what Lu Fei said, Xi Feng felt that it made sense, so he gritted his teeth and finally took out the crystal core to pay.
The people following behind all gave Lu Fei a thumbs up, saying, "Big sister, you're awesome! You've just fooled another one."