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Chapter 18 Are you going to cook, or are you going to turn us into a meal?



Chapter 18 Are you going to cook, or are you going to turn us into a meal?

It took several hours to find the ingredients.

By the time the other two groups had almost finished searching and returned, Bai Luochuan had already taken a comfortable nap in the waiting area.

The weather isn't that hot in late spring and early summer.

The sunlight was warm, not too glaring.

The parasol cast a shadow overhead.

Most of his body was exposed to the sun.

Bai Luochuan placed his hands on the armrests of the seat and stretched out his legs.

Her trousers were rolled up at the calves, revealing a patch of fair skin.

Because of his rather thin build, his clothes hung loosely on him, making him appear even more delicate and endearing.

Her black hair was smooth and silky.

The long eyelashes also cast two curved shadows under the eyes.

He had his eyes closed.

He was in a very comfortable and relaxed state.

When Yan Cheng walked over carrying several signs, this was the scene he saw.

This was certainly not the first time he had met Bai Luochuan.

Or rather, they were extremely familiar with each other before.

After all, that guy had been following him like a dog the whole time, so it was really difficult not to notice.

She is really beautiful.

It's just that her personality is too unlikable.

Although Yan Cheng was quite satisfied with the way he treated him with such an aloofness.

But it was precisely this attitude that made Yan Cheng feel that he was only fit to appear as his servant, and not even qualified to stand by his side.

Therefore, Yan Cheng never responded to Bai Luochuan's previous romantic hopes.

Not only that.

There was no kissing, no hugging.

He was unwilling to even have the most ordinary physical contact with Bai Luochuan.

But he will still let Bai Luochuan appear by his side.

Sometimes I find them quite pleasing to the eye.

Most of the time, they can enjoy the feeling of being worshipped as gods.

He was extremely satisfied.

Unfortunately, all that satisfaction vanished the moment the paparazzi photographed Bai Luochuan appearing at his doorstep.

Yan Cheng is a high-quality Alpha.

Of course, she can't have a scandal with an ordinary Beta like Bai Luochuan.

So he made an agreement with Bai Luochuan.

From now on, whether at work or in life, Bai Luochuan is not allowed to appear in front of him for any reason.

They must not reveal to anyone that the two of them know each other.

Furthermore, you must not reveal your past interactions with others.

This is an absolutely unfair agreement.

But Bai Luochuan obediently accepted it.

Just like countless times before.

At that time, Yan Cheng thought that although his dog was sometimes annoying, it would never disobey any of his commands.

Humility is even more disgusting.

But it doesn’t matter.

Anyway, we'll never cross paths again, so there's no need for him to overthink it.

But when he learned that Bai Luochuan was also going to participate in this variety show with him, Yan Cheng felt an instant surge of irritation.

He was too kind to Bai Luochuan.

It gave even a dog the courage to rebel.

But that’s okay.

In a show, a clown will only serve as a foil.

He will thoroughly trample on Bai Luochuan.

Reach a higher peak.

That was the original plan, but when Yan Cheng saw Bai Luochuan again on a variety show, he inexplicably felt that this person seemed to have become completely different from the sycophant he knew before.

He didn't know the reason for the change.

But their gazes would unconsciously drift towards the other person.

Such as now.

He actually thought Bai Luochuan looked quite beautiful in the sunlight.

He surpassed all the Omegas he had ever seen.

The moment he saw it, he felt an unconscious flutter in his heart.

Available in the next second.

They didn't even wait for him to successfully adjust himself.

An extremely cold gaze fixed directly on Yan Cheng.

It's like the species dominance between wild animals.

It's just a glance.

This made Yan Cheng freeze, and he immediately withdrew his gaze, not daring to look in that direction again.

Oh shit.

What exactly is Bai Luochuan?

Weren't you always chasing after him and fawning over him?

When will you find the time to lick Qi Yu's boots?

Why does it look like he actually succeeded in licking it?

I was extremely irritable.

Fortunately, the host stepped forward and led all the participating guests to the central area, began to collect the signs in their hands, and said that they would distribute the ingredients to them according to the contents of the signs.

Bai Luochuan's group naturally received the most ingredients.

It's just that you take it as needed.

With a configuration of three meat dishes and two vegetable dishes, Bai Luochuan mentally simulated the possible dishes and felt that it was sufficient.

As for Lan Muxing's group, they took as much as they could. Most of what they got were vegetarian dishes, which, according to Lan Muxing, suited his diet.

In contrast, Chu Zhu and He Gui's group was a complete mishmash.

From the very beginning of the game, they chose to go their separate ways. Each of them went off to find the cards independently, showing no intention of cooperating.

In the end, all that was retrieved were ingredients and staple foods that did not require two people to work together.

I could barely manage to put together a plate of stir-fried shredded potatoes.

The production team took pity on us and said that if we wanted, we could replace dinner with boxed lunches, since they had prepared plenty and the guests would definitely not go hungry.

As for the ingredients the guests found, they can ask the production team's chefs to help them cook a couple of dishes. For the rest, if they wish, the guests can showcase their culinary skills themselves; the production team is more than happy to oblige.

It's almost a must-have cooking segment in variety shows.

Yan Cheng and Lan Muxing had already made preparations to form a couple on this variety show.

Therefore, they had planned similar steps from the very beginning.

Lan Muxing is portrayed as a clumsy beauty who never lifts a finger.

So when she heard the host's words, she immediately tugged at Yan Cheng's sleeve and said, "Yan Cheng, two dishes are enough for us."

Yan Cheng shook his head reassuringly and patted Lan Muxing's hand reassuringly, saying, "Don't feel bad about it. I can cook. Just leave it to me."

The two looked at each other.

His eyes were filled with endless tenderness.

Not far from them, Bai Luochuan, who had just woken up, went to the kitchen and took out a cleaver.

He glared fiercely at the host.

Bai Luochuan asked, "Shall we start cooking now? Are the meat products ready-made, or do we need to prepare them ourselves? I've prepared the knife, but where can we get the chicken, duck, and fish?"

Everyone:...

For some reason, there were still some mottled bloodstains on the knife.

Add to that Bai Luochuan's murderous aura...

It doesn't look like they're going to cook.

It's like turning them into a meal.

Ask again.

This really is a dating reality show, right?!


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