Chapter 164: Imperial Seal vs Mona Lisa
Chapter 164: Imperial Seal vs Mona Lisa
[“Chinese netizens, tell me, which one is more valuable, your imperial seal or the Mona Lisa?” the three-colored ball asked.]
The imperial seal, our ancestors said they are very familiar with it!
[“You foreigner, isn’t that nonsense? Do you know how powerful their imperial seal is?” Before the red ball could say anything, the good brother next to him spoke up.
The ball in the shape of a cross asked, "How big can it be? The Mona Lisa in the Louvre was valued at 1920 billion US dollars in 34.5. Now, it should be more than 100 billion, right? Can it be more valuable than this?"
The red ball sighed and said helplessly: "Ah, how can I describe your ignorance? Forget about the imperial seal. Just put the imperial seal on the napkin. That piece of paper is more valuable than your Mona Lisa painting!"
The guy sitting in the middle, Xiaoqiu with sunglasses, didn't believe it. "Well, you're just bragging. How can the imperial seal be so valuable?"
"Money is nothing. Do you understand what it means to be appointed by heaven and live forever? You (uneducated people) don't understand the height (temptation) here at all."
"How big can it be? Can it be bigger than a single page of your family tree?"
The man with sunglasses really doesn't understand the mystery.
"You are really uneducated. Of course you are. You hold the imperial seal. You are a member of the royal family. Your family members have all risen to heaven."
As a good brother, the little ball at the side understands it very well and has the explanation of being disappointed with someone. 】
Many people feel that even if they are going to die the next moment, as long as they hold the imperial seal, their death will be recorded in the history books!
Worth it!
The emperor behind him shook his head and sighed, it was a pity that the imperial seal had been lost due to the war.
[“Wow! Is this so outrageous?”
"Let me tell you this, one second you get the imperial seal, and the next second your wife calls herself Aijia."
"Oh, that's a weird rumor. Wasn't the so-called imperial seal made from the Heshi Bi? It was later broken and a part of the historical relic was missing. To put it bluntly, it's just a broken stone with some collection value. It's nothing special."
Little Ball in Sunglasses was very unconvinced and said the rumors were exaggerated.
The ball next to him added, "To be exact, it should be Lantian jade. The jade disk is very thin and cannot be used at all."
"Hey, Chinese netizens, I heard that you are planning to rebuild the Xuanwu Gate in Luoyang City. Have you found the imperial seal?" The little ball wearing a yellow hat asked a question.
"Why do you say that?" asked the red ball with the moon and star marks.
"Isn't there a record of this? The last person to possess the imperial seal was Li Congke, the last emperor of the Later Tang Dynasty. He then burned himself to death at Xuanwu Gate, so they all suspect that the imperial seal is buried down there."
"If it was lost at that time, then where did the jade seals of successive emperors come from?" asked the ball in the shape of the Bagua diagram.
"It's fake! There's no telling how many A-grade ones there are. Think about it, if you don't have the imperial seal in your hand, how can you sit firmly on the throne? Well, you have to make one for yourself." The last red dot ball spoke in a mean way.
"Hey, if someone picked up this thing, what would you do with it? As the saying goes, 'A man is innocent, but he is guilty of possessing a treasure.'" The ball asked the man with sunglasses next to him. 】
As the first emperor, Ying Zheng did not expect that the emperors after him would even lose the imperial seal.
But at least the dynasties that have been passed down are all Chinese, so there is no need to worry about that.
But I believe that in troubled times there will always be someone who will sit on the throne, unify the world and end the situation of separatist disputes.
When Li Shimin saw the Xuanwu Gate again, he did not expect that he, the Emperor of Tang, would have the same courage as the Ming Dynasty and burn himself to death. At least that would be fine, but there would be no jade seal at that time.
It seems that we have to make it up later. After all, it is really gone. Having such a slogan is enough. The most important thing is to successfully recover the Chinese land.
Many people thought that if they got the jade seal, they would be crowned king, after all, it was the symbol of imperial power.
[“Then I’ll give you 500 yuan and a banner.”
"No way, no, that's a national treasure! How can they just give it away like that? At least they should give them a national gift of porcelain to ensure that the family has enough food and clothing, right?" The little ball in the yellow hat found it unbelievable.
"Okay, I agree! Give it to you!" At this moment, the red ball held by Dai Longjiao was majestic.
"What do you mean it's accurate? If you find it, will you hand it in?" asked Little Ball in Sunglasses.
"I picked it up? Then I am destined to live forever! Otherwise, how could I pick up an object that has been missing for a thousand or two thousand years?"
"Chinese netizens, your vision is too narrow. I am the king, I am the emperor, and I am the first emperor." The little three-colored ball on the side watched the fun and didn't mind making trouble.
"Oh! That's right!! Ahem, then I will gather all the Nine Cauldrons, collect the Kongtong Seal (Kongtong Seal), equip the Xuanyuan Sword, recast the throne of the human emperor, follow the right path, wipe out all evil, and enshrine the Buddha at Mount Tai!
All Chinese citizens are provided with six insurances and two funds as standard, and foot bath and massage are included in the medical insurance..."
"Hey wake up, I'm afraid you'll lose it the same day you get it (the water meter will be checked)" The little ball with sunglasses next to him quickly woke up the red ball who was talking loudly. 】
Qin Shi Huang looked at the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand. Later generations had great ambitions. They wanted to re-establish the throne of mankind. He created the title of emperor for this purpose with the words "his virtue is as great as that of the Three Sovereigns and his achievements are as great as those of the Five Emperors".
The rulers of later countries were also emperors. When I think of future generations, I wonder what titles the leaders of later generations will be called.
The emperors all knew that the term "emperor" no longer existed in later generations, but for such a big country to be so strong and prosperous, its leader must be extraordinary.
Thinking of the image of the man I saw during the Anti-Japanese War, it seemed that the group of soldiers called him "Chairman".
The audience does not understand many new words used by later generations, such as "checking the water meter", does it have anything to do with water?
Or is it a cryptic statement?
【“Well then… I’ll just find a piece of paper, write my number on it, and stamp it. I’ll die the next day, and that’ll be considered a death! There’ll be a mention of me in the history books, and my surname will be considered an imperial surname from now on.”
"Are you crazy? You're willing to risk your life to be the emperor for just one second?" The ball next to him didn't understand.
"However, this really happened. Have you heard of Yuan Shu? Although he had the imperial seal, it was not even warm yet. But historical records show that he died! And his identity as emperor was acknowledged." said Mi Zi Qiu.
"Is this possible? There are many people who have touched the imperial seal, and they might even be eunuchs." Some people couldn't believe it. 】
The audience under the sky did not expect that such an outrageous thing could be true.
I originally thought it was an unrealistic fantasy of later generations, but historical records have been passed down for thousands of years, so it cannot be false.
However, they admired him as a warrior, but they would not do such a thing.
I don't have the fate to get this jade seal. Don't force it. They still cherish my nickname very much.
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