Chapter 882 Xu Xian's Multiverse
Chapter 882 Xu Xian's Multiverse
On the stage, there are pink sets and light gauze curtains.
The daughter king was sitting on the dressing table, combing her hair carefully.
A moment ago, someone had been sent to notify the holy monk to come and see him.
I don't know what kind of charming situation will happen in the next scene.
The audience held their breath, and even Fang Zhengyi couldn't help but look forward to it.
Not to mention, this is much more interesting than being in a movie theater, full of sense of substitution!
Especially since he was sitting in the VIP seat.
Just when the daughter king began to monologue on stage to tell what was in her heart, Li Yansong and others suddenly appeared beside Emperor Jing.
The moment they saw Emperor Jing, several people almost shed tears, as long as His Majesty is fine...
Li Yansong whispered excitedly: "Your Majesty! You are indeed here!"
Emperor Jing looked sideways and looked at the calm expressions of several people: "Oh, you are here? Don't disturb others watching the show."
Although the stage is high, Li Yansong and others may still block the audience in the last row.
Hearing Emperor Jing's order, Li Yansong and the others hurriedly bowed their waists and said, "Your Majesty, the old minister is looking for you very anxiously, and everyone is anxiously awaiting your return. If you want to come to Pingwan County, you can just tell the old minister! Why did you come up with it on the spur of the moment?"
Emperor Jing said: "Isn't I safe now? What are you worried about? With Zhang Biao at your side, can I be in danger?"
Speaking of Fang Zhengyi, Li Yansong glared at him: "Fang Zhengyi! Why don't you stop him and bring your majesty to a place full of people?"
Fangzheng took a look at Guo Tianyang, saw him pretending to look around, and shrugged helplessly.
You dead eunuch doesn't explain a word!Throw all the pot to me?
Seeing that Fangzheng remained silent, Li Yansong whispered again: "Your Majesty, please wait out with the ministers, the others are waiting for you outside."
Emperor Jing raised his hand and said, "There's no rush, let them wait. As for you guys, it's just in time for you to come. Tell me what you have learned in Xinzhang County."
Li Yansong sighed helplessly, and had no choice but to obey, watched the boring scenes on the stage, and began to explain in a low voice.
Emperor Jing also gave up watching the play and closed his eyes slightly to listen.
The plot on the stage was about to reach its climax, and Tang Seng came to see his daughter king just as Tang Seng was watching.
Fangzheng didn't worry about other things at all, he held his breath and concentrated on watching the play.
On the stage, the door of the daughter king's boudoir was knocked, and the king was in a turmoil, clutching his chest and looking at the door expectantly.
suddenly!
A dirty monk appeared, holding a broken cattail fan and smiling obscenely all over his face.
"Beauty, the poor monk is here!"
Fuck!Xu Xian!
Fangzheng's pupils trembled.
What the hell is this?
Why is there Xu Xian everywhere? The Legend of the White Snake messed up in Journey to the West?Where is it all?
The daughter king immediately became vigilant: "Who are you? Come!"
Xu Xian smiled slightly: "The poor monk Ji Dian, I heard that the king's country is beautiful and fragrant, so he came to kiss Fangze."
"Stop screaming, the poor monk has sealed this place with spells, and it's useless for you to break your throat."
The daughter king panicked and hid on the bed.
As he spoke, Xu Xian took off his monk robe, revealing his filthy body, and said lewdly as he walked, "Beauty, what are you hiding for?"
"The poor monk has such a good body in front of you, you can not be tempted at the first glance, but you can also be tempted at the tenth, but I don't believe you can hold it past the first day of junior high school, and hold it past the fifteenth day!"
I rely on!What kind of Puxin demon monk is this?
Fangzheng panicked, and cold sweat trickled down his forehead.
Seeing that Emperor Jing was still listening to Li Yansong's speech, he felt relieved a little.
No, when will this dogbi story pass?
The trip to Pingwan County went well everywhere, so why did I end up in the theater!
Fangzheng was thinking about it, but when he looked up, he saw Guo Tianyang, Yang Yingcai and others were looking at him with mocking expressions.
Looking back, the faces of the people watching the play showed excitement, but no surprise.
Oops, misstep!
It seems that the audience who sells the daughter's national ticket are all for Xu Xian.
Fangzheng felt annoyed in his heart, but had no choice but to turn around and continue watching the play.
The daughter king had no way to retreat, she leaned against the wall and said sternly, "The holy monk will come to rescue me soon, if you are sensible, get out!"
Xu Xian didn't panic at all, rubbed his hands together and said, "Holy monk? Are you talking about Tang Monk? The poor monk came here for him, and he came just in time. There is a restriction outside the Lingshan Mountain. After the poor monk kills him, he will be replaced by an impostor. Taking Sun Houzi to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures directly lifted the Lingshan Mountain!"
Fangzheng wanted to cry but had no tears.
What kind of stuff is this, can Xu Xian still be so wild...Three views exploded, what kind of mental state did the screenwriter write this kind of thing...
But Fangzheng had a flash of inspiration when he heard Lingshan.
Before it suddenly sounded, I watched a scene with the prince. Xu Xian took Monkey King to fight on Lingshan... (Chapter 120, Chapter 273)
Fuck!This is a prequel, the timeline is still on the right? !
The show continues.
Xu Xian's claws have almost reached the daughter king.
Unexpectedly, the king pulled out a pair of scissors from the bed and pressed them directly against his throat.
Looking up, he said sadly: "Stop, if you come again, I will commit suicide!"
"Hey..." came the disappointed voice of the audience.
This is so tacky!
Xu Xian took two steps back and said gloomyly, "You don't want to be a poor monk?"
"I would rather die than obey!"
"Jie Jie Jie...Okay! I like chaste women! Since you don't know what to do, then the poor monk will serve you well, and let you see the poor monk's superb skills!"
Fang Zhengyi: "..."
After Xu Xian finished speaking, he stretched out his hand, and the scissors fell out of the king's daughter's hand.
The whole person lay straight on the bed, and it seemed that he had been cast by a spell, and he couldn't move.
The daughter king panicked: "What do you want to do?"
Xu Xian reached out to the torn pocket at his waist, took out and sprinkled soybeans all over the floor.
A group of soldiers in golden armor ran out from behind the stage in a single file.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Xian smiled grimly and said, "I, Xu Xian, don't like to waste things the most in my life. I often eat every grain of rice in the bowl clean..."
"How dare you!" the daughter king said desperately, already thinking of the worst scenario in her heart.
Xu Xian turned to look at the golden-armored soldier who had just been transformed from soybeans, and asked, "She asked me if I dare, do you dare?"
"A holy monk ordered us to dare anything!" "Yes, that's it!"
"Okay! Listen to my order and line up outside!"
"Hè~~!" The audience gasped, and the word pervert was written all over their flushed faces.
Fang Zhengyi was completely numb, his heart was bleeding.
This is the consequence of no regulation!
Sprinkling Beans and Soldiers is having a silver party, right? You have to queue up...
He turned his head to see the reaction of Emperor Jing and the others, but all he saw were a few faces that were glowing red but with frosty expressions.
"Your Majesty, listen to my explanation..."
"No need to explain, just come out to me!"
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