bestfiction Chapter 144: The Old Driver's Wife in March
Chapter 144: The Old Driver's Wife in March
As soon as she returned to the bed, the girl quickly sat up from her boyfriend's arms, and then...she gave him a three-month-old wife's version of a cuckold punch.
"I'll beat the shit out of you~ I'll beat the shit out of you~"
"You asked me questions even though you already knew the answer~ You teased me~"
The girl who was proudly teaching her boyfriend a lesson had no idea...what kind of "horrible" consequences her actions would bring.
Half a minute later...
"Let you...ah~"
"You! Ah~ I was wrong~ I was wrong~"
"Bad...bad guy~ We... We were wrong~ You... ah~"
"Mr. Pioneer~ I... I was wrong~"
"Please...please be kind and put away your magical power~"
"We...we will never dare to do that again~"
"Please...please spare me~"
"Actually, Cun Hu is not as strong as you think."
"Hmm? No...no way~ Are you really...really stopping?"
"This... this is not okay?"
"Tsk~ Bad guy, your strength is just like this~"
"Ah~ No~ I'm just... I'm just being... arrogant, you... you don't have to take it seriously~"
"Ah~ Wrong... Wrong~ This time I... I am really, really wrong~"
"I will never, ever again, ever, ever say anything bad about you again~"
"Well, you little... mean guy, you just...just bully me~"
"Move...move~ just~ just take... ah~"
"...Shh~ Keep your voice down, Sanyue~ You're... I'm scared~"
"Hmmmm~"
So... with the intimate interaction between the two, a beautiful day began...
When everything was over, it was already two systems later...
"Hoo~Hoo~I'm so tired~"
"Bad~ Bad guy~ You are unexpectedly strong in this kind of thing~"
"It clearly says in the book that the first time we will..."
Looking at his girlfriend whose pretty face still had a lingering look, Jiang Chen asked curiously, "In a book? In what book?"
"March, are you...reading that kind of book?"
Hearing him say those three words, the girl's body trembled violently, and then...
"Um! Ah! No...nothing! Just...some popular science books on this subject~"
"No... it's not the kind of book you're talking about, bad guy. Why would I... why would I read that kind of book? Hehe~ Hehe~"
"March... I haven't told you before that you are not suitable for lying~"
"The answer is written on your face!"
"Ah! Ah! I...I admit~ I just...I just looked at a few pictures about this~"
“Really…really~”
"You believe me~ Bad guy, you believe me~"
“I really didn’t see…”
"Hubby, do you trust me?"
"..."
The girl's coquettish call of "husband" made Jiang Chen's eyes go dark and he started to "reel in".
The pictures on the revolving lantern kept flashing, and finally... stopped on a computer screen flashing white light.
That was Jiang Chen’s computer in his previous life. At this moment, there was a line of black fonts on the computer screen.
"When a beautiful girl from the second dimension acts like a spoiled child towards you and calls you husband, what kind of expression will you have at that time?"
[…My expression? ]
[I…have no expression]
[Because...I...]
【already……】
In the last moment before his consciousness left his body, Sanyue's worried voice rang in his ears.
"Huh? Bad guy, bad guy, what's wrong with you?"
After an unknown amount of time, he regained consciousness. He opened his tired eyes and asked himself in confusion, "Am I... am I... dead?"
"Dead~ Bad husband, you are already dead~"
"He died because of too much bleeding~"
"Is... is that so? It turns out... I'm already dead."
"Pfft~hahaha~"
Jiang Chen, who was still a little conscious, suddenly woke up after hearing this familiar laughter.
Looking at his girlfriend who was hiding aside and trying hard to hold back her laughter, he gritted his teeth and yelled, "Three! Month! Seven!"
"Hahaha~ Bad guys are just lame~"
"It's good for use but not for appearance. My husband fainted when I heard his name."
"Hahaha~"
"This...this, it's...it's because you didn't call me hubby enough in March! If you could call me hubby a few more times, I wouldn't...I wouldn't be so embarrassed!"
"Oh, is that so? Bad husband."
“Hihaha~ Yes! Yes, yes, yes! That’s… that’s the feeling! San… Sanyue~ More… More~”
“…perverted…perverted~”
"Hehe~ Miss March called me a pervert, she has me in her heart~"
"..."
"Hmm? March, why don't you curse anymore?"
"Haha~"
"Curse me a few more times~ Miss March~"
"Haha~"
"March Wife~"
"Hehe~ Ugh~"
"March kisses old..."
"Haha~ If you dare to say it, I will bite you to death!"
"..."