bestfiction Chapter 154 Can’t hold him to death
Chapter 154 Can’t hold him to death
King Kang dressed up carefully.
Before leaving the city, he bathed and burned himself with incense. He chose his most beautiful battle robe. With a jade belt around his waist and a flowing brocade robe, he was confident that he looked especially handsome and charming today.
He rode his tall horse all the way to Su Li, and showed off his charm from a high position.
Su Li angrily swung the car curtain, blocking the butterfly outside.
Wanwan was even more annoyed. He slapped his horse's butt and trotted forward.
King Kang was ignored, but he was not annoyed.
He chuckled, waved his hand, and followed Su Li to the farm with the guards.
All the fruits, vegetables, and other playthings were ready at the farm. After unloading their belongings and picking some fruits and vegetables, they went to the river to fish and play.
Breathing in the fresh air, Huan Ge'er's face looked much more relaxed.
By the river, King Kang's camp had already been set up.
King Kang walked out of the tent, straightened his clothes, and walked towards Su Li.
"I just happened to run into my wife when I was out for a walk. It's true that we meet each other everywhere. It seems that my wife and I are truly destined to be together!"
King Kang had a smug smile on his face, which made Su Li's hair stand on end. She turned around with a bad face.
Wanwan stared at King Kang with his eyes wide open in anger.
Seeing this, Brother Huan, who was not far away, walked towards this side with a murderous look on his face.
"Madam, meeting is destiny. What are you doing?"
"Your Highness, please respect yourself! Otherwise, don't blame me for throwing a big rock at you!"
He said fiercely.
Huan Ge'er also ran over and opened his arms to protect Su Li. "Mother."
"fine!"
Su Li signaled Huan Ge'er to be patient. He rolled his eyes and looked at the live fish he had just caught in the bucket next to him. He said:
"Your Highness Prince Kang has arrived just in time. I was just about to grill some fish."
When King Kang heard Su Li speak so kindly to him today, he was immediately overjoyed and quickly put on a smile and said:
"Madam, you like grilled fish? That's not difficult!"
After saying this, he waved the jade fan in his hand and was about to greet people.
Su Li casually scooped up a fish from the bucket, threw it into King Kang's arms and said with a smile, "Then I'll have to trouble Your Highness to clean it up yourself."
The fishy and sticky live fish fell into King Kang's arms and jumped around on his brand new shimmering brocade clothes, instantly frightening him so much that he was in a panic, unable to catch it or throw it away.
Looking at King Kang's ugly appearance, Song Ci and Xi Jie'er laughed out loud, holding their stomachs.
Huan Ge'er also looked up at Su Li, with a hint of satisfaction in his eyes.
"Come, someone come!"
Where has King Kang ever done such a job?
He called for help after losing a live fish and tried to save himself:
"Just leave this little thing to the servants. My lady loves grilled fish, so I'll have it prepared right away."
The guards hurriedly began to prepare.
King Kang took a look at his terrible clothes, frowned, and turned around to change.
"Sister? What's wrong with him?" Song Ci asked.
Qian Qianwan and Song Zhi and Song Tao were already gritting their teeth. Wan Wan even stamped his foot, turned around and looked for a stone on the ground, saying:
"Madam, let me smash him to death!"
Su Li looked at the dozens of sword-wielding guards across from him and shook his head, saying, "He's clearly well prepared. You're no match for him!"
Huan Ge'er guessed what King Kang was thinking and said, "Mother, I'll blind him later!"
As he said this, he showed the slingshot at his waist.
Song Ci listened to Song Zhi's story about what happened at Huguo Temple last time and said, "Don't worry, we will protect you!"
Su Li was moved and said with a smile:
"It's great to have you! But be patient and wait and see how I tease him."
After a while, King Kang finally arrived, dressed in a flashy red robe and bathing himself again. As soon as he emerged from the tent, his nose twitched as he caught a whiff of the strong aroma of barbecue.
The aroma was like a hook, drawing him in like a dog. The source of the aroma was the grill in front of Su Li.
“What delicious meat!”
King Kang's appetite was aroused, but he swallowed his saliva reluctantly.
I was in a hurry to go out in the morning and was so busy taking a shower, changing clothes and getting dressed that I didn't even have time to eat breakfast.
The charcoal fire was burning, and a fat fish with its belly ripped open was caught in an iron net. The oil inside had been roasted out and mixed with unknown seasonings, giving off a sizzling aroma that made his stomach growl.
Su Li’s barbecue is a specialty.
Everyone present except King Kang had already eaten.
Seeing King Kang's intoxicated look, Su Li said:
"Your Highness, this is my special grilled fish. Would you like to try it?"
King Kang couldn't wait any longer. Seeing Su Li's rare friendly expression towards him, his heart had already drifted to Java. He shamelessly wanted to sit down next to Su Li, but when Wan Wan glared at him, he felt a pain in his chest and back. He obediently found a rock to sit on, not too far away.
"Hurry up and give me a piece!"
Su Li smiled, tore off a piece of meat and handed it over.
King Kang took a bite.
tasty!
Extremely delicious!
Better than any grilled fish he had ever eaten!
"Give me some more!" King Kang looked at the grilled fish in Su Li's hand, his eyes shining.
Su Li simply stuffed the whole fish into his hand.
“It’s delicious, just eat more!”
There is so much laxative sprinkled on this fish that it will kill you!
King Kang enjoyed the food so much that he couldn't stop eating.
The roasted fish was so fragrant that just the smell made one's mouth water. Dozens of guards watched anxiously as the fish were eaten by King Kang.
"belch!"
King Kang burped loudly and long.
He hadn't felt this satisfied in a long time.
He couldn't help but think, this Pei Heng is really lucky. Such a beautiful wife! Not only can she step on people fiercely, but she can also grill fish!
At this moment, Su Li seemed like a delicious grilled fish in his eyes, and he couldn't wait to kill her right there and then.
As I was thinking about it, I felt my stomach cramping.
"What's wrong, Your Highness?"
Su Li asked with a smile.
"No, it's okay!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a long and earth-shattering fart. King Kang's face changed drastically. He covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other, then ran away with his legs clamped together.
"Your Highness? Your Highness?"
Seeing King Kang disappear into the bushes, Su Li and the others could no longer hold back their laughter.
……
"Your Highness? Are you still not well?"
The captain of the guards was waiting anxiously outside the bushes. Waves of sour stench wafted out from the bushes, which was really irritating to the eyes.
"..."
As soon as King Kang finished defecating and stood up to pull up his pants, his stomach started churning again and he had to squat down again.
This happened over and over again.
My legs are numb, my face is green, and my stomach is empty.
The key is that the taste is really bad.
"Your Highness? Why do you have diarrhea when you're fine? Did you eat too much at once? Or is the fish not clean?"
The captain of the guards covered his nose and eyes.
"Uh……"
An hour later, King Kang finally climbed out from behind the bushes, holding onto a tree trunk. His legs were weak and his thighs were shaking. As soon as he stood up, he felt dizzy.
"……doctor……"
"Your Highness, we left in a hurry and didn't bring a doctor. How about I take you back?" The captain of the guards hurriedly supported him.
“No… go back!”
Prince Kang lay on the chief guard.
This time, he swore that if he didn't sleep with Su Li, he would be a cuckold!
Looking at Prince Kang being carried back to the camp by the captain of the guards, Su Li sneered.
The word "sex" has a knife on its head!
You still don't know how to live or die after doing this several times!
Meanwhile, in the grove.
The group of men in black who had followed them all the way stood up silently and tacitly changed their ambush location.
Just now, King Kang was defecating not far in front of where they were ambushing, with his snow-white butt facing them. They were also in the downwind direction, and they were really about to vomit from the smoke after more than an hour.
"Brother! Are you still going to fight?"
The subordinate said with a green face.
"Don't you see how many people are under King Kang's command? Go ahead and die if you want."
"Brother, we have firearms, so what are we afraid of?"
"Alright," the leader of the men in black said with a turn of his eyes, "Go to the farm and tell the contact person..."
Everyone played until the afternoon, but the princess didn't show up.
Su Li sent someone to ask.
Songzhi returned and said, "Madam, there's no news of the princess yet. However, the people at the farm say there's a circle of pheasants, hares, and other docile prey in the mountains ahead. If you and your son are interested, you can go hunting."
When talking about hunting, Song Ci's eyes lit up.
She hasn't touched a knife or a gun for a long time since she married into the Su family.
"Come on, come on! Sister, I didn't eat any fish at noon. Let's go hunting. I'll shoot some rabbits and pheasants for you, and then we can grill them in the evening."
Huan Ge'er was also eager to try.
During this period, he practiced kung fu hard, which was a good opportunity to test his archery skills.
Everyone hit it off immediately, packed up their equipment and headed towards the opposite hill.