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Chapter 127: 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, they look so similar

The system loved to keep things in suspense, and said to Ning Zhiyi: [Host, I am dying of laughter at his multiple wives. Use your imagination and think about this incident.]

[A man is so face-blind that he can't even recognize his own wife. I'm really afraid that he will hug a man and call him "wife". ]

The more the system thought about it, the happier it became. If it had a stomach, it would surely laugh until its stomach hurt!

[In the case of multiple wives, we can roughly guess the general idea just by listening to the names. The wife of the Minister of Rites must be wearing similar clothes to the others. If several people stand together, the Minister of Rites, who is face-blind, will definitely not be able to tell which one is his wife.]

Ning Zhiyi used her imagination to think, and soon got the system's confirmation, "Yes, it is indeed my host, as smart as me!"

The lady sitting next to the wife of the Minister of Rites asked curiously, "Is it what Miss Ning said?"

Wife of the Minister of Rites: ...

These people are so mean, they don’t even bother to show their support. Not only that, they even dance in front of her, the real owner. Doesn’t she have any dignity?

No, it’s her husband who has no face!

But as husband and wife are one, they must have lost face!

She had to save herself, and looked at the lady next to her with an expression as if she didn't understand what she was saying, and the lady narrowed her eyes at her.

He said, "With our friendship, you still want to deceive me? Forget it!"

Turning around, I heard her whispering to other ladies, "That's probably the same as what Miss Ning said. The wife of the Minister of Rites and I grew up together. Don't think she can fool me."

Wife of the Minister of Rites:......

That’s right, only she dares to get close to me and start a fight.

Other ladies have to be careful about their manners, but her best friend has no such concerns. When the two of them are together, they even forget what the word "property" means.

[It was the second month after their marriage. Lord Qian was not yet the Minister of Rites, but for the sake of convenience, we still call him the Minister of Rites. In the summer, the Minister's wife made a new dress for herself, and there was some fabric left, so she made one for each of the maids.]

[In fact, the styles of their clothes are very different, but they are all the same color. It is easy for others to distinguish them, but for the Minister of Rites, it is a huge problem. In his eyes, there are just a few people wearing the same clothes and looking similar. ]

Ning Zhiyi discovered the bright spot and interrupted the system directly, saying: [Look similar? I don’t really understand the vision of people with face blindness, but I feel that the wife of the Minister of Rites and the maid next to her look different. Each has their own beauty. ]

[Host, I agree with your point of view, but... well, in the eyes of the Minister of Rites, these people all have two eyes, one nose, and one mouth, so they all look the same.]

Ning Zhiyi:......

Everyone:......

Such a powerful statement, they were speechless!

The system continued: [In fact, I also think that you all look similar. You have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. You look too much alike. You are not like us, the system, which looks pretty arbitrary.]

Ning Zhiyi moved her lips, suppressed the words that were about to come out, and replied in her heart:

[Is it possible that we humans don’t actually look that similar? Although we all have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, different people’s facial features are also different, just like brothers, they don’t look exactly the same.]

[That's not right. In my eyes, your brothers all look exactly the same. There's no difference.] The system muttered.

Ning Zhiyi: ???

[If you say so, then I don't agree. My brothers are handsome men of different styles. How can they be mixed up?] At this point, she felt a little confused.

[Tong'er, if you can't even tell us humans apart, how can you tell who's who?]

[You can't even tell people apart. Can you be sure that the things you revealed before correspond to the people? Don't tell me that Zhang San's melon is Li Si's melon. ]

Emperor Mu Wu spat out a mouthful of tea. This, this is very possible!

Then he thought, no, that’s not the case. The news revealed by Xi Tong corresponds to the events investigated by the secret guards, which shows that Xi Tong is quite reliable.

The system was unhappy that its professionalism was being questioned, and it howled to vent its dissatisfaction.

[Little host, don't rely on your beauty to slander me. I am a professional when it comes to eating melons. Our system does not distinguish people by their faces. Everyone has their identity information on their heads when they appear. I saw it at a glance. It is definitely the most accurate information.]

Ning Zhiyi felt relieved, as long as the system didn't make a mistake, [That's fine, I wronged you. ]

[Hehe, then I will apply for two tasks with rewards for you, the host. I have my eyes on a reward for revealing.] At the end, the system was still a little embarrassed.

[No problem, I must satisfy you.] Ning Zhiyi agreed without even thinking about it. She really liked the tasks with rewards chosen by the system. There were rewards for completing them, and no penalties for not completing them.

The wish was fulfilled, and the system was very happy. [I haven't finished talking about the gossip just now. The Minister of Rites just walked out of the study after taking a nap and saw five "wives" walking towards him. He was shocked. It was already a headache for him to deal with one wife. If there were five wives, would he still want to live? ]

[He thought he was still in a dream, so he began his bold statement: You evildoers, you are not allowed to transform into my wife, or I will ask the master to take you away! ]

The wife of the then Minister of Rites: ???

The maids behind her also had a puzzled look on their faces. They looked at each other and wondered if anyone had heard that the son-in-law had a mental problem?

The young lady has just married into the Qian family not long ago, and the son-in-law has already gone crazy. He is going to push the young lady into a desperate situation!

Several maids quickly gathered around and suggested:

"Miss, this matter is of great importance. We must inform the master and his wife first. We must not let anyone blame us!"

Another maid said, "Yes, Miss, let's not stay in the Qian Mansion anymore. Let's go home first. The Qian Mansion is a marriage fraud. We need to ask the master and the mistress to judge justice."

Several maids were so anxious that they were running around in circles. The Minister of Rites became even more angry when he saw that these "goblins" not only did not retreat, but gathered together to discuss plans.

I remembered the exorcism dance performed by Taoist priests when I was a child, and started dancing according to the movements I remembered.

System: [Demons and ghosts, please leave! Devil and ghosts, please leave! Host, you don’t know that he danced and sang at the same time, and even made the Shangshu’s wife look dumbfounded. Haha, it’s absolutely amazing! ]

[However, the wife of the Minister remained calm. She recalled the suspicious points she had discovered one month after their marriage. She guessed that the Minister of Rites might have prosopagnosia. She walked into the study and chose the teapot over the teacup. A pot of herbal tea cured the Minister of Rites' epilepsy! ]

"Sister, why are you still sweating? Come here, I'll wipe it for you." The lady sitting next to the wife of the Minister of Rites said with a suppressed smile, "Sister is really a hidden talent. We have known each other for decades, but I didn't know that you have such a "special skill"."

I don’t know when, the wife of the Minister of Rites had sweat all over her forehead, it was so embarrassing!

It felt like a lot of people in the crowd were looking at her. Not only were they looking at her, they were also whispering. They must be laughing at her, woohoo.

Laughing at her for marrying a "good" husband!