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Chapter 116: Virtual Reality, Reality Virtuality



Chapter 116: Virtual Reality, Reality Virtuality

After a burst of vigor, the soldiers' legs and hands were shaking, they couldn't hold their swords or guns steadily, and they collapsed to the ground, unable to move.

Zong Yanli did not reorganize the army, allowing the soldiers to rest, and even did not ask anyone to clean up the battlefield. He stepped over the soldier lying on the ground and said, "Ask the kitchen to prepare soft porridge and cook the bacon so that the soldiers can have a good meal."

"The Jin army has stored a lot of water and food. Don't save them. You should also go and wash them thoroughly." Zong Yanli said, turning his head to look at Meng Qi and others. The smell was almost stinking.

The past half month has been a really tough time. After Zong Yanli gave instructions one by one, he occupied the Jin army's main tent and called Gao Feilin to fetch water.

He scrubbed and washed it twice, and his hair was so oily that he could cook a dish. But Zong Yanli was unwilling to take off the visor of his helmet. The helmet seemed to be stuck to his hair, which made him look even more disgusting.

When Gao Feilin came over with Zong Yanli's clothes, his hand slipped and he saw the fallen underwear. He picked it up and was stunned, because the general's underwear was very strange, with crooked stitches and a large piece of cotton wool sewn into the crotch.

Gao Feilin pinched it and was a little confused. Why did the general sew such thick cotton wool on the crotch of his pants...

He was confused and hurriedly stuffed the clothes into his arms and went into Zong Yanli's tent. The mute slave was already waiting outside the tent. He took the clothes from Gao Feilin's hand and went in.

Gao Feilin was also a person who couldn't hide things. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, so he turned around and went to look for Meng Qi and Kuang Xingquan.

In the tent, Monk and his companions were all naked. Some were putting on clothes, some were rubbing their feet, and some were washing their hair. It was a lively scene.

The naked man in the tent was really an eyesore. Gao Feilin threw down the curtain with a slight look of disgust, took a deep breath and thought to himself: Fortunately, the general is not as wild as them...

He simply couldn't imagine that if the general appeared in front of him in this manner, his personal soldiers would be unable to continue!

"Why does General Gao have such a bitter and resentful expression?" Pei Liang appeared in front of Gao Feilin with a brand new look, looked at him with a little confusion and asked.

"General Pei." Gao Feilin quickly turned around and bowed to greet him.

"Do you have something to ask General Meng?" Pei Liang nodded slightly and said, "But what instructions does the general have?"

"...No." Gao Feilin was a little embarrassed and hesitated for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Pei Liang probably saw that Gao Feilin was hesitant to speak, so he smiled and said, "General Gao, have you encountered any difficulties? Why don't you tell us about it?"

Gao Feilin sighed, thinking that since they were all people the general cared about, it would be the same whether he told Pei Liang or Monkie and the others, so he did not hesitate and told them what he had discovered today.

Pei Liang listened and saw Gao Feilin's confused expression and burst into laughter: "General Gao, you are really worrying too much. I thought it was nothing!"

"Our general is a very particular person. He only sews some cotton wool in the crotch of his pants. Haven't you seen that the general also has cotton wool on the soles of his boots?" Pei Liang said with a smile, "The general's background is different from ours. Even the precious cotton wool is just used as a foot pad."

"We soldiers often ride on horseback and travel long distances to fight. Do you think the vibrations of the saddle will make you feel comfortable down there?"

"Otherwise, why is he called a great general?" Pei Liang said with a little sourness, "The thing under his crotch must be unbearable, so he came up with this method to protect it well."

"Is it really like this!?" Gao Feilin had an expression of shock and enlightenment.

He suddenly recalled the competition between his own general and Luo Chengren from Gao State, and felt inexplicably ashamed.

Could it be... is it because my thing is small that I never thought of this?

Just think about it, a great general was hindered even when riding a horse, how big of a problem that must be!

Really, really can’t tell.

Gao Feilin's face turned red, and he felt that he was simply embarrassing himself. He said nothing more, mumbled a few words, and walked away in shame.

Pei Liang turned around and told this to Monk and the others. Then, after taking a shower, Zong Yanli took out all the armor and dried it carefully. When he walked out wearing light armor, he met the extremely strange gazes of Monk and the others.

Zong Yanli: “…”

"Hehe..." Monkie came over with a sly smile and asked quietly, "General, how did you sew the crotch of your pants? Can you teach us?"

"Is it really useful? It won't rub my butt when I ride a horse anymore?" Huo Wenqi next to him was also very curious, and looked eager to try it.

Zong Yanli took a step back and stared at Monk and the others with narrowed eyes.

Monkie said with a look of indifference: "There is no one else involved. General, stop pretending. Gao Feilin has already told us!"

Zong Yanli's breath was a little stagnant, and his eyebrows were slightly raised. He probably knew what they were talking about. He said calmly, "You can't even buy cotton wool with your current money. What's the point of learning it?"

When Monk and the others heard what Zong Yanli said, they knew that Zong Yanli was actually sewing the crotch of her pants with cotton wool, and they were even more shocked when they heard her words.

"Who said they can't afford it!" Monkie was furious and said, "We can just buy some old cotton tampons!"

Zong Yanli sneered and looked at him with a half-smile, which made Monk very embarrassed. Why did it seem like the less they had, the more they wanted to show off?

Kuang Xingquan and his men lowered their heads and laughed, and heard Zong Yanli say, "Stop fooling around, and come and see what our army has gained from this battle."

Upon hearing this, several people immediately stopped teasing and walked forward.

The Jin army retreated to the south of Yonghe River, with less than 20,000 soldiers left. Zong Yanli spread out the map and squinted his eyes and said, "The terrain in the south of Yonghe River is bumpy and not suitable for cavalry marching. Further ahead is the dangerous pass of Jin State, Yonghe Pass."

"When Qing State and Jin State were fighting, they failed to capture the city even after eight sieges. Our army does not have Qing State's siege chariots and crossbows, so it is even more difficult to capture Yonghe Pass." Zong Yanli stood up and said so.

"The height of the wall of Yonghe Pass is twice that of our pass. Not to mention the hook, even the ladder can't reach it." Huo Wenqi said silently.

Zong Yanli stared at the map in front of him and pondered for a moment. His gaze paused at Yonghe Pass, and he suddenly smiled and said, "Why do we have to break through the pass?"

She said with a smile in her eyes: "This general will 'use the same old trick' to attack Longfeng City."

Pei Liang was stunned when he heard this: "Feint attack?"

Huo Wenqi beside him seemed to have thought of something, and laughed out loud, "No, no, the general is really going to change the attack this time."

The virtual is real, the real is virtual.

Zong Yanli really mastered the art of war to perfection.

The Jin army, which had just been tricked, now saw the Wu army adopting the strategy of changing the attack again. Would they dare to believe it?

Inside Yonghe Pass, Wu Jian'an, who was wounded by an arrow, was still being treated for the wound. Many military doctors surrounded Wu Jian'an. Shao Weiyi brought a piece of cloth to Wu Jian'an's mouth and said with tears in his eyes, "Teacher, please be patient."

"Pull it out." Wu Jian'an took a deep breath, lowered his head and bit the cloth, then nodded to the military doctor.

The arrow completely penetrated Wu Jian'an's chest. They had to cut off the end of the arrow behind his back first. Then several people held down Wu Jian'an's shoulders. The military doctor who was pulling out the arrow had some sweat on his forehead. He held the arrow with a cloth, and then everyone worked together to pull the arrow out little by little.

Wu Jian'an bit the cloth in his mouth tightly, his eyes widened as if they were about to bulge out.

As the arrow was pulled out, blood gushed out and the military doctor pressed the wound tightly and applied medicine.

The spirit in Wu Jian'an's eyes seemed to be taken away a lot as the arrow was pulled out. He slowly opened his mouth with cold sweat on his forehead, and the cloth in his mouth slipped out.

"Teacher, teacher..." Shao Weiyi choked and reached out to wipe the sweat from Wu Jian'an's forehead.

"What's the movement of the Wu army?" Wu Jian'an didn't even have time to rest. He let the military doctor bandage his wounds while he asked in a weak voice.

"They didn't catch up. Yonghe Pass is so strong that no matter how powerful Zong Yanli is, he can't fly in." Shao Weiyi gritted his teeth and said, "But our army suffered heavy losses and morale was greatly damaged..."

Wu Jian'an closed his eyes, as if he wanted to make his thoughts clearer and not be confused at this moment.

Shao Weiyi supported Wu Jianan and said, "Teacher, please have a good rest. I will definitely take good care of Wu Jun."

Wu Jianan looked at Shao Weiyi after hearing this. There seemed to be only a little relief in his old eyes. He sighed and said, "The soldiers of Wu State should not be underestimated. You must pay great attention to them."

Wu Jian'an seemed to have many more things he wanted to say, but due to his severe injuries and excessive bleeding, the white-haired veteran no longer had the strength to speak, and he just leaned back in his chair and fell asleep.

Shao Weiyi wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up, waved to the military doctor and others, then turned and walked out of the house.

"How is the teacher's health?" Shao Weiyi frowned slightly and asked the military doctor, his tone revealing worry.

"General Shao..." The military doctor was a little reluctant and bowed, saying, "The general is old. After suffering such a severe injury, I'm afraid he will never be the same again."

"Although the arrow did not hit the vital parts, it passed through the chest and shattered the sternum..." What the military doctor said was actually a euphemism. How could the bones of this old man be compared with those of a young man? They were so brittle and weak. How terrifying could the power of Zong Yanli's arrow be?

It would have been fine if the bones were broken, but the arrow just grazed his heart, and his heart vessels were shaken. The fact that Wu Jian'an survived was due to his strong physique from years of hard work.

The military doctor looked embarrassed, as if to ask Shao Weiyi to make preparations in advance.

Shao Weiyi couldn't help it at that moment. He raised his hands to cover his face with a look of sorrow in his eyes. He took a deep breath and said, "Don't mention this to anyone. Do you understand?"

The military doctor quickly responded respectfully, and Shao Weiyi adjusted his facial expression before leaving.


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