Listen to my heart in the morning and eat melons in the afternoon.

Chapter 131 Eating melon late at night



Chapter 131 Eating melon late at night

The five men were carried to the court by the bailiffs. Two of them were still unconscious and were awakened by Shi Fei who poured water on them.

Shi Fei thought that the next time Lord Tian asked him to catch someone, he would have to wear a blindfold. It was too eye-catching.

There has never been a case like this before.

The woman was still in a coma because she had inhaled the Tang Clan's unique love potion.

Tian Xingjian decided to interrogate these men first.

Wei Nanzhu, Nangong Zhao and Sun Xilin wanted to watch Tian Xingjian handle the case, so they did not leave, but sat in the side hall drinking tea.

"Everyone in the hall, please tell me your name."

The men who had just woken up remembered that they were knocked unconscious. It turned out that they were brought here?

Apparently, this should be what the Han people call the government.

"Gilgurgl ...

Tian Xingjian: Damn it, you forgot that 90% of Tatars can’t speak Chinese.

Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh, we can’t communicate in the same language. This is difficult.]

"Shi Fei, when you went to catch people just now, was there anyone who could speak Chinese?" Tian Xingjian turned to ask Shi Fei.

"That woman can speak Chinese." Shi Fei pointed at the woman who was still unconscious.

Tang Qining stepped forward and gave the woman two drops of medicine. After a cup of tea, the woman woke up.

He found himself tied up and tried to break free, but couldn't, so he started to curse: "You sinister and vicious Han people, you actually used a drug to trap me. The next time I see you, I will chop you up and feed you to the wolves."

Tang Qining ignored her and returned to his seat.

"Who are you? Tell me your name quickly. Why are you destroying the lotus flowers in the lake so late at night?" Tian Xingjian used a gavel to intimidate the woman.

"I am Princess Ruilan of the Mushan tribe of the Tatars. How dare you arrest me at will? I will have my father send troops to attack you!"

Tian Xingjian: "Tatar Mountain Tribe? The entire Tatar region has long been incorporated into the Mingning Kingdom. How dare you declare yourself king again?"

"Pah, who has been annexed by your Mingning Kingdom? You used conspiracy and trickery to cause us to lose the war, but my 500,000 Tatar people have never acknowledged it."

"The Tatars pay tribute of war horses, furs, and countless jewels to the Mingning Kingdom every year, and they submit to the Mingning Kingdom. It turns out that they are not doing it willingly?" Tian Xingjian questioned.

"Are you willing to submit to us?" Rui Lan raised his head and provoked Tian Xingjian.

"That depends on whether you can beat us. The strong prey on the weak, and fists are the only way to win. Don't you Tatars know this? You said we defeated you with conspiracy and trickery, but do you know that you are selling out your country for personal gain? You entered the Mingning country without a pass today. What do you want to do?"

"This princess is here to borrow your twin lotus flowers. Why not?" Rui Lan said lazily while sitting on the ground.

"The Twin Lotus is the treasure of Shengjing. Everyone takes good care of it. You destroyed it without warning. How are you going to appease the anger of the people of Shengjing?"

"Aren't they just a few broken lotus flowers? This princess will pay for it!" Rui Lan became impatient.

[She clearly picked our twin lotus flowers and had sex with a man in order to conceive a son and go back to fight for the throne. Those twin lotus flowers are just flowers in our eyes, but they are the throne in her eyes. How much compensation should she pay? ]

[The customs of the Tatar people are also strange. It is said that using lotus flowers can help women get pregnant with a son 100%.]

[The ethnic minorities are tough and sturdy. Regardless of the origin of their biological fathers, the sons of princesses and princes are all eligible to compete for the throne.]

[Poor guys, in the end, the fathers were killed and the sons were left behind! ]

[Rui Lan had good vision and chose strong men. These men thought they were favored by the princess, but they didn't know that the princess only wanted to borrow their sperm. When she got pregnant with a son, it would be the end of their lives.]

[Rui Lan has slept with many men along the way, but unfortunately she didn't get pregnant. ]

[She doesn't even think about it, why can't she get pregnant? ]

[How can a woman with infertility get pregnant? Even if she sleeps with all the Tatar men, she still can't get pregnant! ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, oh, by the way, this woman seems to have escaped from the Mushan tribe this time? Did she sleep with her brother? She was afraid that her brother would hunt her down, so she fled to Mingning country. ]

[Hey, the Tatar seal is actually on her! There are so many other treasures. This crazy woman, I'm afraid the Tatars' pursuers are coming, and she still has the mood to have a baby with someone else here. ]

[If she escapes here like this, will the Tatars have an excuse to demand our help and start a war?]

[It's really a self-torture trick. No, it's not a self-torture trick for this woman, after all, she is happy.]

[It's eye-irritating, and it kills my brain cells. I don't know how Qingchen summarized so many melons for me in the past. In ancient times, there was no best melon, only better melons. But there are also many best melons in modern times. ]

[I'm going to sleep. I'm so sleepy. I'll ask about the results tomorrow. I believe that under the thunderous means of Fenglei Fengyu, they will have to reveal everything.]

[Uh...it seems like they have no underwear. ]

[These men have very rich psychological activities! They are still savoring the princess' body. It's really romantic to die under the peony flower. ]

[Escape, escape, this is not something a child like me should watch. 】

"Ade, I want to go to bed." Tian Xiaoxiao yawned and walked to Ade.

The three people sitting in the side hall couldn't even drink tea.

This is so scary. Is it too late to go back to Xijing now?

Also, is this something a three-year-old girl can say? This is too shocking.

After hearing that Tian Xiaoxiao had left, Tian Xingjian breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Shi Fei had just quickly pressed Rui Lan's mute point, otherwise this crazy woman would have been exposed after hearing Xiaoxiao's inner thoughts.

"Whose voice was that just now? How does she know everything?" Rui Lan panicked after his mute point was untied, and confessed without being asked.

This is exactly the effect Tian Xingjian wants.

When the people present heard Rui Lan's words, they knew that the melon that Tian Xiaoxiao had just eaten was genuine.

"Princess Ruilan, you know that there are twin lotuses in Shengjing City, but don't you know that eating watermelons is also popular in Shengjing?" Shi Fei folded his hands and looked at Ruilan, who was unable to move due to the acupuncture.

"Eat melon? What is eating melon?"

The yamen runners didn't want to explain. After all, this was a good thing that only they needed to know about it themselves.

"You are a foreigner, so you don't need to know. Now that you intend to provoke a dispute between the two countries, I have no choice but to arrest you first. I will report this to the current emperor, and then I will deal with you."

"First, arrest these men, then find out their identities, and then convict them of damaging public property in Shengjing."

"Today's case ends here. It's late at night. You've worked hard. Go home and rest!"

Tian Xingjian dismissed the yamen.

Ruilan was imprisoned in Qiankun Prison.

Wei Nanzhu and the other two walked out of the government office dizzily and returned to their rented place across the street.

Oh my god, I am so addicted to eating melons, and so accurate!

Looking forward to tomorrow's new news.


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