bestfiction Chapter 171 Nangong Qi was blown up by her own melon
Chapter 171 Nangong Qi was blown up by her own melon
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Did he use extraordinary means to enter the palace? ]
Daju: [He stayed at the foot of the imperial city for five years and set his sights on a eunuch. He tried to get close to the eunuch and of course he also made money. He was willing to do any dirty or hard work, so he saved up a lot of money.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Did you bribe that eunuch? ]
Daju: [It was a coincidence that the eunuch died on the road when he left the palace to look for him. On that rainy night, no one noticed that an unknown eunuch died on the path.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He replaced the eunuch and entered the palace? ]
Daju: [He buried the eunuch's body in his own yard, and then disguised himself as a eunuch and entered the palace.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He is trying to get close to the eunuch. Does he want to kill the eunuch and impersonate him?]
Daju: [He did intend to impersonate the eunuch, but he did not intend to kill the eunuch. Instead, he wanted to persuade the eunuch to exchange identities with him in exchange for money.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Although he is determined, he is not a ruthless person. He still has a conscience. Let's help him! Nangong Ke's life cannot be saved.]
Daju: [Nangong Rui can't do it, after all, she is the most beloved princess of the late emperor. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How can a person who wants to accomplish great things let his emotions get the better of him? ]
Nangong Qi: This Miss Tian is quite clear-headed.
Nangong Rui: It turns out that people can be so bad. Grandpa Huang, please do not blame your grandson in your netherworld. For the sake of the country, my aunt must die!
Daju: [For so many years, he never found a chance to kill Nangong Ke. Fortunately, he didn't have the chance, otherwise he would have died like his father. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He has no kung fu skills and no good looks. In fact, if he goes to the princess in his true appearance, he might be able to take revenge faster.]
Daju: [You think too much. The eldest princess never invites only one person to sleep with her.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh my god, the ancient people really played around.]
Others: Let's stop here! We will meet the emperor soon. If such an ugly thing in the royal family is exposed, the emperor will be furious, right?
Nangong Rui: Tonight is the day Nangong Ke will die.
Daju: [There are so many melons in the Imperial City, more than we get in Shengjing in a year, but why hasn’t my cultivation level increased? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Have you reached a bottleneck? ]
Daju: [I am also wondering, I haven’t figured it out yet. Will yours increase? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My level is increasing! I’m almost done with the progress bar! After arriving at the Imperial City, my level has increased by more than ten points.]
Daju: [I am indeed stuck. It is difficult to deal with. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Perhaps it's because the melons you ate weren't explosive enough? Let's eat more melons from the emperor's harem today, and your cultivation will definitely increase by two points.]
Daju: [I hope so! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, a toad just jumped out of the toilet and said that a eunuch had hemorrhoids and sprayed it with blood when he went to the toilet.]
Daju: [Damn, can your melon not have that smell? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Let you have fun! ]
Daju: [You are not trying to make me happy at all, you are just trying to send me away. ]
Others wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare and could only hold it in.
Nangong Qi was quite far away from Tian Xiaoxiao and was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up.
Huang Lianfang just happened to come to Nangong Qi's side, and he immediately wilted when he heard this.
Nangong Qi saw Huang Lianfang's look and said, "You little slave, you look listless. Did your mother die?"
"Your Majesty! The melon that Miss Tian just ate was my melon! Wuuu, wuuu!" Huang Lianfang leaned against the pillar of the corridor, like a punctured ball.
And Nangong Qi laughed even harder: "Hahaha, hahaha, eating the melon on my head, so exciting!"
"Your Majesty, I accidentally broke my hemorrhoids just now, and there is blood all over my buttocks."
"Useless thing! Why don't you just go see a doctor?"
"Your Majesty, this kind of illness, this kind of dirty illness of mine, how can I have the nerve to let the imperial physician treat this kind of illness?"
Nangong Qi: "I will arrange for a doctor to cure you shortly."
Huang Lianfang: "Thank you, Your Majesty."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, haven’t you heard of that? Everyone has them, but some people have them outside the chrysanthemum, and some people have them inside the chrysanthemum.]
Daju: [So you studied hemorrhoids in your previous life? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I suffered greatly from this in my previous life, so naturally I read a lot of books on this subject.]
Nangong Qi: I just can’t understand a lot of what they say.
Huang Lian Fang: It turns out that so many people have hemorrhoids?
Daju: [Is yours cured? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It’s cured.]
Daju: [Since you said nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, who else in our team has them? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [There are no small animals like the ones we have here. I don’t know if any of us have any. I don’t have X-ray vision.]
Daju: [How can I know if I have hemorrhoids? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [If you eat chili peppers and go to the toilet, it will be very painful and bleed, which is probably the case. Nangong Qi also has this problem, and many of Nangong Qi’s concubines also have this problem.]
The concubines eavesdropping on both sides: It turns out that all emperors will get hemorrhoids.
It's so fun to eat melons, and you can even explore other people's privacy. I hope this road will be longer so that they can listen again.
Nangong Qi ate his own melon. He was laughing at Huang Lian Fang one second, and the next second his secret that he also had hemorrhoids was revealed.
This Miss Tian is incredible!
Nangong Qi adjusted his mood. Tian Xiaoxiao's team had already walked away.
So Nangong Qi took off Huang Lianfang's clothes, put them on himself, and then jogged all the way to catch up with Tian Xiaoxiao.
Daju: [Master, do you know how many children Nangong Ke has? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I don’t know. A woman can have more than ten children at most.]
Daju: [Nangong Ke has twenty children! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [That's not right. If Nangong Ke has 20 children, doesn't that mean she is giving birth every year?]
Daju: [Nangong Ke has a special physique. She gave birth to one pair of triplets and two pairs of twins.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Unless Nangong Ke starts giving birth at the age of sixteen, how can she give birth to so many children? ]
Daju: [You are good at calculations and your calculations are very accurate.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Why did she give birth to so many children? ]
Daju: [For herself! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Can you tell me more about this? ]
Daju: [There is strength in numbers. Her children have now become her right-hand men.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [If she has more children, does Nangong Qi have to give her more money? ]
Daju: [Yes. They were also arranged to become officials.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This woman is not simple, not simple! ]
Nangong Qi: These two voices seem to be familiar to everyone. Can we let them talk about their own poppies?
The emperor, whose brain is full of lust, only thinks about women.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What other melons are there? Hurry up and continue.]
Daju: [Do you remember what I said last time, that the baby in Feng Yingyue's belly is not Nangong Qi's? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Remember. Nangong Qi has a patch of green on his head.]
Nangong Qi: You little bitch, you actually lied to me! This is a crime of deceiving the emperor, and you will be executed along with your entire clan! Nangong Qi felt like he was about to burst out of his head with anger, but he stopped himself.
You must be able to keep steady when eating melons.