bestfiction Chapter 310 The Indecent Western Girl's Skirt
Chapter 310 The Indecent Western Girl's Skirt
"Two elder brothers, why don't you lure the old man's soul back to the underworld?"
"Miss Tian, you don't know that the soul of a heartless person has to stay in the human world for 49 days. If there are no more people or things he cares about in this world, he doesn't need to go to the underworld."
Tian Xiaoxiao understood this sentence and was very surprised and a little sad. She continued to talk to the two ghost officials in a thick nasal tone.
"Does it mean that he will disappear forever?" Tian Xiaoxiao said with a sob.
The two ghost messengers replied with great regret: "That's right. There is nothing left for him to be attached to in this world. If such a soul continues to be a human in the next life, he will die young."
After a pause, Wu Chang added: "What we have to do is to protect him until the moment he disappears. Prevent his soul from being eaten by ghosts."
Tian Xiaoxiao: "Since the soul will dissipate on its own, what does it matter if it is eaten by ghosts?"
"Ghosts will become stronger and bring disaster to the world." Black and white's voice came faintly without any emotion.
"Where is the ghost? I'll go catch it!" Tian Xiaoxiao thought to herself that she had finally gotten her chance.
"Living in the souls of careless people." Wuchang felt that Miss Tian seemed not so smart today.
"Why don't I know?" Tian Xiaoxiao looked at Daju speechlessly.
"Don't look at me. This is the first time I've heard of this, too."
"Only the underworld knows this. It is not found in any legends or ancient books." Hei Bai saved some face for Tian Xiaoxiao.
"In that case, please do as you please, brothers. We will not disturb you any more." Tian Xiaoxiao felt that she could not help with this matter, so she might as well go and eat melons by herself.
The Black and White Impermanence followed closely behind the soul of the old man Wuxin, floating around.
Tian Xiaoxiao hugged Daju: [Qingchen, I bought the store, and there are indeed ghosts in it. ]
Daju: [Is it a ghost? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It's a very interesting ghost. Shall we go and take a look?]
The pace of the onlookers slowed down a lot, and they were still hesitating whether to eat the melon or not. After all, it was a ghost!
Moreover, it was already afternoon, a time when the yin energy was gradually becoming stronger.
A few brave people greeted Tian Xiaoxiao and asked her where she was going.
Tian Xiaoxiao replied that she was going to the cross street. She bought two shops and planned to do some business.
The onlookers pretended to be surprised and wished Tian Xiaoxiao a prosperous business.
After thanking him, Tian Xiaoxiao walked slowly to the shop holding Daju.
When standing outside the shop, Tian Xiaoxiao said something shocking: [Qingchen, those ghosts are naked, I don't dare to look at them, how about you help me check them out? ]
Crowd: The ghosts in legends/the ghosts Wang Er next door has seen are all wearing clothes! What kind of ghosts are those without clothes?
Daju: [Male ghost or female ghost? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I can’t tell the difference because I don’t dare to look.]
Daju: [I don’t dare to look at it either. I’m afraid of getting stye. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You are a cat, have you forgotten? Cats see no difference between men and women.]
Daju: [Why is it always me who gets hurt? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [They are very interesting, but I don’t dare to look at them. Go and take a look and tell me what’s going on!]
Daju: [Wait a little longer. I can see more clearly at night.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Then let's go across the street for tea? ]
Daju: [Let’s go.]
Sitting in the lobby of the teahouse, many tea drinkers greeted Tian Xiaoxiao. Tian Xiaoxiao was tired of dealing with them, but she still politely responded to their greetings one by one.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, why does everyone know me? ]
Daju: [The highest official in Shengjing is your father, it's hard not to know you. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Alas, people are afraid of becoming famous just as pigs are afraid of becoming fat.]
Daju: [Why?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Once you become famous, more people will know you. You will be unsafe wherever you go and will encounter all kinds of harassment. Once a pig grows big, it will die!]
Daju: [No one in Mingning Country dares to arrest you, what are you afraid of. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I can't prevent my reputation from spreading abroad. The enemy is trying every way to harm me! ]
Daju: [Don’t be afraid, I’m here. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [By the way, I just heard them seem to be eating melons? ]
Daju: [Well, a group of Westerners arrived at the southern port today.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [No way, is history going to repeat itself? ]
Daju: [What history? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The history of our side.]
Daju: [It shouldn’t happen. Ming Ning Kingdom is not the Qing Dynasty. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh, you have finished learning about history? ]
The tea drinkers in the lobby had to chat about their own things while listening to Tian Xiaoxiao's words. It felt so tiring.
However, Tian Xiaoxiao held the teacup and greeted the uncle closest to her: "Uncle, what were you talking about just now?"
"Ms. Tian, I just came back from the south. I saw a lot of people who looked different from us in the south. His eyes were actually blue, just like a monster."
The person who took over the conversation was a dark-skinned, thick-browed, big-eyed man who looked very strong.
"Only men, no women?"
"Yes! Miss Tian, you don't know, those girls have skin as white as snow."
"We always say that beautiful women have skin whiter than snow. This time, Old Meng, you finally got to see it, didn't you?" The man with small eyes who was drinking tea at the same table with the muscular man joked.
"Don't you understand what they say? How do those people talk to us?" Tian Xiaoxiao was also curious.
"Gestures. Often it takes a long time to use the toilet."
"If I have to go to the bathroom urgently, won't I make a fool of myself?"
The men burst into laughter.
"Those people's clothes are also very strange, completely different from ours." The man continued to talk about what he saw and heard.
Everyone in the hall listened with great interest.
"What's the difference? Tell me about it." A man from the next table came over with a cup of tea.
"Men wear trousers, without a robe covering them. As for women, women's skirts are immoral, immoral!"
"How is it immoral?" A tea drinker wearing a thick cotton jacket squeezed over.
"Uh...this...Miss Tian is here, it's hard to say, hard to say." The man blushed.
When everyone saw his expression, they understood almost everything.
So someone used the girl from Wanhua Tower as a comparison: "How about Biyouning's skirt?"
The man thought for a while and said, "If you compare it this way, Youning's skirt can be considered a good family skirt."
"Oh——" The men in the lobby said this word in unison. The voices, rich in various tones, made Tian Xiaoxiao feel that the men were cute.
"But it looks good, really!" The man scratched his head.
"I wonder if they will come to Shengjing?" Tian Xiaoxiao asked the man with a smile.
"They've already left! They stayed in Quancheng for only three to five days, and then that incredibly tall ship took them away."
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, I also want to see the Western world of this time and space. I have only read about it in books before, but now I have the chance to see it with my own eyes.]
Daju: [You are such a fickle guy. You haven't even finished touring this continent yet and you want to leave? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [We have plenty of time anyway, don’t we? ]
Daju: [I will go with you in the future. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I know a lot about Western people, right?]
Daju: [For example?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [For example, Westerners like to use perfume, which is equivalent to our incense. What do you think it is used for? ]