Chapter 692: The Evil Conference Ends
Chapter 692: The Evil Conference Ends
Nezha felt somewhat unwilling in his heart, as this was the closest he had ever come to killing Li Jing.
With the pagoda, he was not the kind of person who would dwell on trivial matters, but...
Nezha looked at Shi Yi and made a negotiation: "Can you go to an earlier dynasty next time? It would be best if there are few people... No, it would be best if there is no one!"
Shi Yi said "Hmm?" in confusion.
Nezha explained: "This way, Second Brother and Monkey King can use the magic elephant to compete with each other without worrying about the lives of the people."
Shi Yi had a feeling that he had other intentions, so he just looked at him without saying anything.
Nezha really didn't hold back his fart. He chuckled and said, "Think about it, two magic elephants are fighting each other. Li Jing's magic power is low, and the pagoda is just a decoration for him. How can I be afraid of him?"
Shi Yi: "..."
Gods: "..."
Everyone: "..."
What I'm saying is, could you be more cautious about talking about this "conspiracy"?
Now everyone in the audience heard it, including Li Jing himself.
Li Jing's breath got stuck in his throat and he took several deep breaths before he recovered. Mainly because he was afraid of fainting and giving Nezha an opportunity to find him, so he had to hold on!
Nezha saw the sudden silence around him and realized belatedly: "Uh... I was just joking!"
He turned his head and raised his chin towards Shi Yi, winking and making eyes, as if to say, "Just keep in mind what we just said!"
Shi Yi's mouth twitched. He neither agreed nor refused. He just said calmly: "This time, the immortals showed their magical powers, which allowed the Taoist friends present to get a glimpse of our Taoism. I believe they have a deeper understanding of our Taoism. In the future, the Tianshi Mansion will recruit disciples and teach Taoism. And every five years, the Tianshi Mansion will hold a meeting of all evils, inviting Taoist friends from all over the world to gather and discuss Taoism, exchange experiences and insights, and pass on the great way together!"
She raised her eyes to look at the gods who were neatly arranged in the sky, her lips moved slightly, and her voice expanded: "I also hope that all the immortals will remember the rules of summoning gods to fight!"
His calm eyes, however, carried a tremendous pressure that made the gods' scalps tense. They quickly saluted Shi Yi and shouted in unison: "We, the ministers, shall obey the order of our lord! (We, the ministers, shall obey the order of our lord!)"
Shi Yi retracted his gaze, looked at the dazzling young man in front of him, and smiled faintly: "I declare that this All Evils Conference is over!"
"Little girl, what I just said..."
Nezha bared his big white teeth, and before he could finish his words, Shi Yi gently waved the folding fan in his hand and said silently: "Third Prince, see you next time."
"what--"
Nezha opened his eyes slightly, and his body flew backwards into the sky as if being pulled by a string.
At the same time, the gods were sucked up to the sky as if by a force, shouting: "I'm leaving now! (I'm leaving now!)"
Nezha caught a glimpse of the Hun Tian Ling wrapped around Mo Lihong's body, and immediately raised his hand to pull the red silk away from Mo Lihong.
The Four Seas Dragon Kings were also dragged into the crack backwards, dragging their long dragon bodies. Ao Guang had experienced this before, and he knew that if he was sent away, he would be sent back to where he came from, so he was not in a hurry. Instead, he whispered to Ao Bing above his head: "Next time, if your father is summoned away again, run as far as you can!"
Ao Bing: "...wasn't it Father who subconsciously dragged me over this time?"
Ao Guang: "Hiss, just listen to your father's words!"
Ao Bing: "I understand."
Ao Guang: "Stay away from that will-o'-the-wisp boy."
As soon as he finished speaking, Nezha's voice suddenly came: "Who is the Ghost Fire Boy? You promised to let me take him back and ride him for two days. You didn't forget it, did you?"
Ao Guang's scalp numbed: "Oh no, son——"
The red silk fluttered in front of him, wrapped around Ao Bing's body like a fire dragon, and forcibly pulled him away.
Ao Bing desperately scratched his dragon claws at his father in the air: "Father!!"
Ao Guang was shocked: "My son, wait for your father to come to heaven to pick you up——"
His voice disappeared as the crack he was sent back to closed, and Nezha's voice could be vaguely heard: "I only rode for two days, it's not like I pulled out the dragon's tendons... This old Dragon King is really stingy."
Ao Bing: “…” Numb.
The gods who witnessed the whole process: “…” Ah, he took the prince of the human-dragon clan back to ride on, and still said that the other person was stingy!
Li Jing was dragged up to the sky, his whole body limp. All he could think about was going back to complain that Nezha had forcibly snatched the dragon prince away and that he must be put in the pagoda and severely punished.
However, by the time he went to complain, Nezha had already asked for leave and rode Ao Bing to go play with Monkey King.
Nezha was naughty, but he rode Ao Bing for two days without beating or scolding him, and he always took care of him with food and drink.
Monkey King and the old Dragon King were neighbors. After he finished riding, he let Ao Bing go back. Ao Bing felt humiliated at first, but later found out that he was next door to his house... Being ridden for two days was no big deal, so he didn't agree with Li Jing's remarks about forcibly robbing the dragon prince. Nezha didn't abuse him, and he saved him. Li Jing was so angry that he almost vomited blood, mainly because Nezha became a good son again after returning to heaven, respectful and abiding by the rules of order. There was nothing wrong with him and no handle to punish him!
Only the Dragon King of the East Sea often complained to Monkey King: "That will-o'-the-wisp boy has caused me to lose face in front of my own people. I will definitely sue him!"
Monkey King was good at muddying the waters. He waved his hands and said, "Oh, little Nezha is not sensible. Come on, old Dragon King, have some wine and calm down."
Ao Guang was very pleased: "Great Sage, you are the most reasonable. Xiaolong feels much better now."
But these are all things for later.
Let’s go back to what happened after Shi Yi sent away the gods who were summoned.
The Four Heavenly Kings were brought here by Li Jing. The Hun Tian Ling that bound Mo Lihong was suddenly taken away, and he fell into the mountain without any defense, emitting bursts of wailing. Mo Liqing, Mo Lihai and Mo Lishou quickly pulled him up and ran away in disgrace.
Shi Yi tapped the ground lightly with his toes, and the heavenly soldiers and generals as well as the twenty-eight constellations scattered in the mountains shot into the sky like meteors.
At this point, all the gods in heaven left.
"..."
The scene of the Evil Assembly was unusually quiet.
Even though the fifth exorcism and ghost hunting game was cancelled, no one dared to ask why. After that night, their bones were weak and their crotches were wet more than once. However, it was hot and they had dried their pants long ago.
The disciples of Tianshi Mansion have a better ability to withstand stress. After all, these gods come here because of the head of Tianshi Mansion. They only have deep admiration and pride, and a full sense of security!
Shi Tian and Shi Dao suddenly looked at the ghost officials beside them.
"Aren't you going back yet?"
"Its daybreak."
The ghost officials stood up suddenly as if awakened from a dream.
"Yes, yes, it's daybreak."
"Hahaha, yes, it's time to go back."
"Where is the soul that was frightened to death last night?"
"..."
The ghost officials were suddenly startled and looked around hurriedly.
But they heard faint voices coming from under the seats in the audience, and from under their crotches, "...Wuwuwu, you finally remembered us..."
The audience stood up and screamed, "Ghost! Aaaaaaah!"
Someone asked quietly, "Is it scarier than a ghost messenger? Is it scarier than a fight between gods?"
"Uh...that's right."
The man who screamed just now scratched his head and sat back down.
Very good, I have gained courage this evening :)
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