Chapter 253
Chapter 253
"Speaking of which, do any of you know what this kitten's name is?"
Carrying the kitten to the dining table, Nami stroked the former's soft black fur and asked her friends: "You can't always call it a little black cat."
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
The green-haired swordsman took a sip of wine and said, "Tsk, wouldn't it be enough to just pick up a random name?"
"Oh, right, then give it a name for the green algae head." The curly-browed chef, who was remaking a bento for the little reindeer, said without looking back.
Nami, Luffy, and Usopp immediately looked at a certain swordsman, their eyes full of anticipation.Even Robin and Sherlock, who usually never join in the fun, cast their eyes over, as if they were watching a good show.
"Ah" Zoro's expression froze as he was stared at by these eyes.
In fact, he himself is very bad at naming, otherwise his sword moves wouldn't be named after animals and food.
"Name, name words"
Staring at the little black cat who was still immersed in eating, Zoro pondered for a while before he finally said:
"Then let's call him Xiao Hei."
"Oh no, Zoro, the name you gave is too vulgar," hearing this, Nami and others all looked disappointed.
"Is it called Black because it's a black cat?" Sherlock pushed up his glasses slightly: "It's such an easy-to-understand name."
Sanji blew out a smoke ring and turned to Zoro with a disdainful expression: "Green algae head, do you believe that seven out of ten black cats in the Grand Line are named Black?"
"Don't be wordy." Zoro explained forcefully with his head full of black lines: "So what? The name should reflect the characteristics, shouldn't it?"
"It makes sense, and since it reflects characteristics, I suddenly thought of a very good name."
Usopp stood up in an exaggerated manner, with an inscrutable look on his face: "Its fur is black, but its eyes are red."
"So, Mr. Long-nosed?" Robin held his cheek in his hand and asked curiously.
"So I named it Black Cat with Red Eyes. How about this name? Isn't it very cool?" Usopp's long nose was raised high, and Usopp looked excited.
"" Everyone was stunned into silence.
Zoro glanced disdainfully and said, "Tch, it's better to just call him Xiao Hei."
"Really, can you guys come up with a more unique name?"
Nami looked defeated: "It's best to have one that will never be repeated."
"Well, if I don't want to repeat myself, I do have a very good name."
"Luffy" xnThe others looked at their captain in surprise.
The idiot captain nodded solemnly and said softly:
"Just call it puppy."
"Poof" xn Everyone was stunned, and Sanji, who was chopping vegetables, almost cut his own finger.
Um, should I say it's Luffy? Even if you give a cat a name, it's so refreshing and unique.
"You beat Luffy. This name is really unique." The long-nosed brother gave a thumbs up to the stupid captain.
"Hehehehe." Luffy's hearty smile was as bright as ever.
This is so stupid, a certain glasses person complained silently in his heart.
"Alas~~~" Miss Navigator let out a long sigh, and then looked for help at a certain archaeologist who had been watching the excitement.
"Robin, do you have any good suggestions?"
"Curse Child" Robin blurted out. It seemed that she had been brewing this name in her mind for a long time.
"o" Everyone looked confused.
Nami blinked: "I seem to have heard that wrong. Robin, what did you just say?"
"The Cursed Child," Robin repeated, "I named this cat the Cursed Child."
Without waiting for Nami to ask again, this sinister woman with extremely dark thoughts took a sip of coffee and explained in a calm tone:
"This is recorded in many books. The dark fur of the black cat has been cursed by the God of Death. It is the messenger of the God of Death and will take away the soul of the dying person. So some people also regard the black cat as A symbol of death and misfortune"
Just as I, the son of a devil, said this, a strange color flashed in Robin's blue and black eyes, and he couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
Robin, can't you think a little brighter xn
The corners of Zoro's mouth twitched slightly, and the more timid Nami and Usopp turned pale with fright, with goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Hahahaha, I think it's better to choose a name with positive energy."
After coming back to her senses, Nami smiled, and then she slapped her palm, and a flash of light flashed in her mind.
"By the way, let's just call it a meat pad."
"Meat pad" xn Luffy and others all tilted their necks.
"Yes." Ms. Navigator nodded: "Because the pads on its paws are soft and comfortable to touch. It's super cute."
Usopp and Zoro looked at each other. Somehow, the two of them suddenly remembered the lustful camel in Alabasta that Nami named Eyelashes because of its long eyelashes.
"A good name is indeed Nami-san." Sanji said with a look of infatuated flattery: "It sounds much better than the chocolate pudding I thought."
"It sounds delicious." Luffy wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "Sanji, I suddenly want to eat chocolate pudding."
"Asshole, didn't you just finish dinner?"
"Alas, Miss Navigator's name is really unique." Robin said with a smile.
"Hmph~" Nami raised the corners of her mouth very proudly, and then looked at the magician who had not expressed any opinions.
"Sherlock, what do you think of my name?"
"Well, I think it's not bad." Sherlock pushed up his glasses slightly and said calmly: "However, we still have to ask the "person involved" for his opinion on whether the name is good or bad."
Everyone was stunned, and then they all turned their attention to the little black cat who had finished eating and was squinting his eyes and licking his paws.
"Hey, everyone, I'm sorry I'm late."
At this time, the blue-nosed reindeer, who had finally finished the experiment, pushed the door and walked into the cabin. He looked at his friends and the empty plates on the dining table, and his round deer eyes suddenly widened.
"Oh, you guys really ate all the food. Fortunately, I told Sanji in advance and asked him to leave a bento for me, hehe."
"Meow~~~" Staring at a pair of scarlet cat eyes, the little black cat said a friendly hello to Chopper.
"Besty, you're here too. Wait, what you're eating is my lunch box, right?"
"Don't worry, I'm almost ready for the new lunch." Sanji put out the burnt cigarette butts, narrowed his eyes, and continued to ask in a very uncertain tone: "And Chopper, what did you just say? Besti, could it be?”
"Well, Besty is the name of this little black cat."
Raising his head, Chopper tilted his neck: "Strange, didn't I tell you before?"
The atmosphere in the quiet cabin suddenly became very awkward.
Zoro, Nami, Usopp, and Sanji looked at each other in silence, while Robin put his head aside and took a sip of coffee to calm down.
"Yes, Chopper can understand the language of animals."
The stupid captain with a touching reflex arc thought for a long time before he figured out the crux of the problem. He slapped his thigh and suddenly said: "If you want to know the name of this cat, just ask it yourself."
Hahaha, yes, so the few of us have been discussing like idiots for a long time, what is the reason? Everyone is complaining crazily in their hearts.To be continued.
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