Chapter 165 You little piece of trash, go home and pick up manure
Chapter 165 You little piece of trash, go home and pick up manure
"Are you cursing me?" Shang Tian finally reacted.
damn it.
He actually dared to curse him like this. He will never let him off today.
"No, no, no." After saying no three times, Song Shaoqian arrogantly put his hands on his hips and said, "No need to curse, because I am praying for your salvation."
What's the point of cursing him when he's almost dead?
It would be better to help him to be liberated in advance and let him ascend to heaven earlier.
"Say it again?" A hint of murderous intent flashed in Shang Tian's eyes. He was just a medicine cultivator, and he didn't believe that his cultivation level could be that high.
I said that it cannot cause any harm to others.
But when an unexpected event like yesterday happens, who can say for sure?
"Oh, are you angry and embarrassed?" Song Shaoqian has never been timid and did not take his murderous look seriously.
He even made a gesture towards Shang Tian, a thumbs-down gesture: "You little piece of trash, go home and pick up manure."
They are not good in the human world.
Why are there so many ugly things here? Did they invite the dung collector here?
"Give it to me..." Shang Tian rushed towards him and was about to say something harsh.
He fell straight down.
The whole person remained face down on the ground, motionless.
"Hey, why do you have to be so polite?" Song Shaoqian pretended to be surprised and took a few steps back, with a scornful smile in his eyes.
Shang Tian’s fall was definitely not an accident.
“……”No movement.
At this moment, Song Shaoqian took out the incense from the rice, blew it out, and then squatted down in front of Shang Tian slowly.
"Why do you think I talk so much?"
This incense is not the ordinary incense used for visiting graves.
Instead, it was a mixed incense he specially made. The so-called mixed incense was a mixture of aphrodisiac, aphrodisiac, laxative, drooling drug, etc.
Each stage presents different drug effects.
The good thing about this medicine is that you don't need to take it, or else you'll get into trouble if you smell it.
At this moment, Ye Xuanji also realized that something was wrong. Why couldn't this man get up for such a long time after falling down? He immediately rushed to the competition stage.
Just as he came over, a faint strange fragrance made him feel something was wrong. Although the smell was not strong, he was somewhat sensitive to fragrance.
Knowing that Song Shaoqian was good at drugging, he turned Shang Tian over and was mentally prepared, but when he saw the tragic scene.
Also surprised.
"..."
Good guy.
He was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes. His mouth, which was intact just now, was now crooked and his body was twitching from time to time.
There was silence as everyone witnessed Shang Tian's tragic condition.
The game hasn't even started yet.
Ye Xuanji was annoyed: "What kind of medicine did you give me, kid?"
"It's just a simple..." Before Song Shaoqian could finish his words, someone came to stand up for the weak. They were from the human world.
A young man stood up angrily.
"What have you done? How could such a good person be like this?"
"First, I'm not disabled. Second, I didn't try to silence anyone. Third, isn't there a rule against drugging in this competition?" Song Shaoqian stared grimly at the person who was speaking.
He's next.
The man held it in for a long time and was about to say something: "Then you..."
Chen Yichuan spoke.
"Okay, if you lose, you lose."
Then he turned his gaze to Song Shaoqian: "The game has been declared over, he lost, do you have the antidote?"
"No, wait until it happens." It's not that Song Shaoqian doesn't want to give it.
There is no antidote for the medicine he developed.
After all, he brought this person here himself. Chen Yichuan was afraid that it was poison, and couldn't help but worry: "Will it cause harm to the body?"
"No." Song Shaoqian smiled mysteriously, not treating him as an outsider: "These are made of aphrodisiacs, sleeping pills, and laxatives."
Anyway, as long as it doesn't cause death, it's not considered a hazard.
Everyone took a deep breath and warned themselves: Don’t mess with any cultivator, just mess with the medicine cultivator, otherwise you will be tortured to a state worse than death.
I heard the word aphrodisiac.
Chen Yichuan's eyebrows tightened, something flashed through his mind, and he turned to look at Su Ning: "Is your aphrodisiac his?"
He has experienced the power of aphrodisiacs.
He has never tried so many types, nor does he want to try.
"Smart." Su Ning snapped her fingers and gave him a smart look in return: "He is the originator of aphrodisiacs in our cultivation world."
Chen Yichuan's mouth twitched slightly.
"You medicine practitioners have nothing else to do, so why are you researching aphrodisiacs?"
"He is a medicine practitioner, so naturally he studies the medicine that interests him." To be honest, she was also interested, but she did not have the talent that Song Shaoqian had.
If only there were half.
The world of cultivation should change its name from now on, and simply call it the world of love and romance?
“……”It seems to be something like this.
Seeing that he was silent, she spoke without restraint: "He not only has various aphrodisiacs, but also medicine for treating kidney deficiency. Does the Imperial Master want some?"
Done.
The obscene eyes were about to look at him.
He was slapped on the head by that old man Yang Cheng: "What are you talking about? Discussing this kind of topic with a man!"
The game is over.
But the crowd hadn't left yet, and she was discussing this topic with a man in front of so many people? Did she care about her reputation?
However, she seems to have no reputation at all.
“…”Su Ning covered her head.
Chen Yichuan was a little dazed. He didn't know why, whenever she mentioned such inappropriate words for children, the scene of yesterday would always appear in front of his eyes.
The scene where she wrapped her legs around his waist.
He shook his head and left the scene as if nothing had happened.
"Hey, Imperial Master..." Su Ning called out, but found that he did not turn around, and Yang Cheng looked like he was about to start talking again.
she explained.
"I didn't scare him away. He was just shy."
After speaking, he ran away.
Ordinary people didn’t think there was anything wrong, but the scheming man who saw what happened yesterday thought that the teacher was flirting with her.
After a while, a barely perceptible viciousness flashed in his eyes.
Like planning something.
On the other side, Song Shaoqian stepped down from the competition stage and immediately prepared to take credit to Su Ning: "Xiao Ningning, I have avenged you."
But there was no sign of Xiao Ningning.
Even her own master mocked her: "You are still young Ningning, he left long ago, I have seen all kinds of dogs, but I have never seen a dog like you."
"Little puppy?" Song Shaoqian felt that this suited him.
"It's a dog licker."
"..."
He performed the smile-disappearing trick, squatting in a corner and drawing circles.
……
It's approaching noon.
Welcoming an unexpected guest, Su Ning raised her eyebrows and said sarcastically, "Why? Why hasn't your hand been broken yet?"
That's right.
It was that scheming man who came uninvited. Since he lived with Chen Yichuan, he didn't even look at her when he passed by her before.
But now he came to me in person.
"What is your relationship with the teacher?" Chen Xiao asked as soon as he opened his mouth.
I hate this kind of questioning the most in my life.
Su Ning spread her hands, intending to continue to anger him: "Of course you saw it. According to seniority, you should call me Master's Wife."
"Come and call someone to listen?"
"You do not deserve!"
Chen Xiao was furious. When it came to the teacher, he became extremely irrational: "How could the teacher like you?"
"What does it have to do with you?" Su Ning asked back.
This made him angry out of shame.
If he knew that his teacher didn't like men and even had some aversion to him, would he be unable to get over it?
Find another rope and hang yourself at the gate of Qingyun Sect.
"you……"
Chen Xiao wanted to get angry again, but when he thought of the purpose of coming here, he said, "I heard that there is a valley in your cultivation world, and there is a spring in it."
That spring water is a detoxifying medicine.
If you are not a person from the world of immortal cultivation, it would be difficult to find that place.
"And then?" Su Ning felt uncomfortable saying any more words to him: "Do you want to pee in there and look at the mirror?"
It's time to take a look.
Chen Xiao clenched his fists in anger and continued, "Take me there!"
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