bestfiction Chapter 204 Daily Life of Raising a Child - Why is it so hard to get a kiss?
Chapter 204 Daily Life of Raising a Child - Why is it so hard to get a kiss?
Qiao Yi and Hua Ran were about to kiss, but quickly moved away.
It's not good for children to see this, and Hua Ran is also embarrassed.
If kissing were so easy, why bother coming to an alley? Just kiss on the street!
"Um... Where's Inugami? Why isn't Inugami with you? Aren't you two inseparable?"
"Brother Inugami is buying sweets at the confectionery shop next door, but we definitely didn't come out to buy sweets! We came out to deliver a message!"
The little girl said that the twins, Qiao Zhongyi and Qiao Xiaojiao, got into a fight over a stack of blank talismans!
Even if Joey is straightforward, being interrupted during her kiss will ruin her mood.
"If you start fighting, just separate. You're just kids, who doesn't argue?"
Hua Ran also agreed with his wife's statement.
The key point is that the two of them haven't been able to secretly kiss in this "behind the Yinshan Mountains" for a long time.
So he collapsed into Joey's arms again.
Surprisingly, the little girl didn't leave.
"But things are complicated. Xiao Jiao said she's going to run away from home and never come back! She said you're all biased."
Joey raised an eyebrow.
“She’s wearing my protective suit. Even if she ran away from home, or even if she fell into a latrine, I could immediately find out which septic tank she was going to.”
The little girl gagged.
"Aunt Qiao, what you said is disgusting!"
"Yeah, yeah, so hurry home and stop eating dog food here."
The little girl turned and ran away.
Joey hugged Hua Ran again.
You can't blame Joey and Hua Ran for being heartless.
Hua Xiaojiao's dream in her pregnancy was so beautiful, it was like living in a filter, the kind of child other people's children live in!
Who would have thought that she would turn out to be a little devil?
Not only did he catch cow dung and tease wild dogs, getting chased all over the mountain, but he also put a magical herb with diarrhea-inducing properties into Qiao Dawang's rice.
Qiao Dawang used to hang out with Lu Qianye every day.
These past few days I've noticed some changes in my heart, and I wanted to have a good talk with Lu Qianye, but before I could even say anything, I blurted out something else.
The key question is, how much can a glutton eat?
He had diarrhea and pooped so much that it was a mountain, making everyone around him think it was a divine intervention.
In the end, it was Qiao Yi and Hua Ran who had to deal with the pile of excrement overnight to prevent the surrounding villagers from being crushed to death by the rolling excrement.
They say that Xiao Jiao and the baby girl in her pregnancy dream are the same person.
All I can say is... the acting was too convincing!
So with such a petite girl and Joey's protection, there's really nothing to worry about.
Others should be the ones worrying.
At this moment, Qiao Yi and Hua Ran hugged each other and smiled at each other.
That annoying guy is finally gone!
Flowery wrapped her arms around Joey's neck, her tail wagging happily.
The body, on the contrary, appears powerless and weak.
Anyway, he acted in a way that women like best.
Qiao Yi was also intrigued by the flower-like pattern. She lifted the flower-like pattern's chin and asked, "Did you deliberately tie a bow on the tail?"
"Hmm... sort of. I went to the tailor shop the other day to have clothes made for the New Year. You said that the clothes for little girls are pretty now, with bows, but I've never seen you wear any bow decorations."
I was thinking about you, my wife. You just like looking at them, but you don't like wearing them. So... you tied them to your tail~
As she said this, Hua Ran stretched out the tail with the bow tied on it and kept brushing it against Qiao Yi's face.
Joey chuckled.
"You're so cute and thoughtful!"
"Of course! My body and soul belong entirely to my wife; my eyes and heart are filled with nothing but my wife~"
After Hua Ran finished speaking, she leaned closer and exhaled a breath of hot air.
"My lady~ kiss me~"
Taking advantage of the moment when she was pinching Hua Ran's chin, Qiao Yi kissed Hua Ran's lips.
Outside the alley, the sounds of vendors hawking their wares and the clatter of carriages filled the air, but inside, the two of them could only hear each other's heartbeats.
However, the little girl ran back after only a few minutes of kissing.
He was still holding Inugami's hand.
He shouted very loudly.
"Brother Inugami, look! Aunt Qiao and Uncle Hua Ran are kissing! They're hugging each other so tightly there's not a single gap between them!"
Inugami coughed and quickly covered the little girl's eyes.
"Don't look! Don't look! You'll get a sty if you do!"
Joey and Hua Ran quickly let go of each other.
Because of the little girl's cries, other people came to see what was happening.
Joey quickly pulled Hana-ran along and said to Inugami, "Go! Let's talk around the corner!"
When Joey and Hanazon ran to another alley, Inugami had already let the little girl ride on his shoulders.
Hua Ran reached out and poked the little girl's forehead.
"You little ungrateful thing, what did I not take care of when you were little? Now that you can run and jump, you're always in my way."
The little girl pouted.
"This is serious, Inugami-nii-san, you need to tell them!"
Inugami nodded.
"It's a bit serious. When Hua Xiaojiao ran away from home, she took all the talismans you kept in the room."
Joey scratched his head.
"Then there's even less to worry about!"
As long as she doesn't harm others, that's fine.
Inugami sighed, "But the place she left the letter to is the place you mentioned had strange phenomena a while ago."
"Hmm? That cemetery in the next county?"
"Correct!"
Inugami pulled a letter from his pocket, and Joey knew at a glance that it was her daughter's scribbles.
It's still that guy with wings, a dragon's tail, blood all around him, and a skull on his head.
On the back, it says: This young lady will go and settle the matter of the cemetery next door, and you will know that this young lady can do it without learning talismans!
They are perfectly capable of handling things independently!
Joey tore the letter to shreds.
"She's capable of handling things on her own, yet she took my talisman! What the hell is she doing! This girl... she was so well-behaved and adorable in my pregnancy dream, did her brain get squeezed out when she finally came out?"
"Alright, I know, I'll handle it. That place is indeed a bit eerie; something has turned into a ghost, but not completely. I'm waiting to see if that thing can turn for the better, so I haven't taken any action. It seems I have to go this time."
After saying that, Joey said that Inugami would go first.
She bought some more talisman paper and went over again.
There were all the talisman papers in her room; it must have been a year's supply for her.
After Inugami left, Joey sighed.
"Why does she always hate her brother? They're twins, born from the same womb."
Hua Ran was also puzzled.
It's not obvious when they are infants.
As Qiao Zhongyi grew older and began to speak, Qiao Xiaojiao became increasingly displeased with him.
"That's strange~"
Qiao Yi took two steps forward, and Hua Ran thought that Qiao Yi was about to leave, so she followed.
Unexpectedly, Qiao Yi turned around, grabbed Hua Ran's collar, and leaned in to kiss Hua Ran's lips.
"Well!"
Hua Ran was startled.
Their tails stood up, but now they couldn't hear the bells anymore.
They were all immersed in the kiss of body and soul.
Joey kissed him harder and harder.
Hua Ran couldn't help but step back, leaning against the wall and wrapping her arms around Qiao Yi's neck.
Finally, the kiss ended.
Joey wiped her mouth and said, "Let's go buy some talismans."