My lady, don't be angry. I'm letting you touch my big tail.

Chapter 245 The "Chasing-Husband to the Crematorium" - Joey Forced into Sleep

It's said that cats and dogs dislike children, but these grown-up twins are still quite mischievous.

They've recently started acting alone, going out to catch ghosts and monsters.

Actually, given Qiao Zhongyi's personality and the state of her soul, Qiao Yi and Hua Ran have nothing to worry about.

But there's a girl named Hua Xiaojiao who's only half-baked at everything.

That's when things get complicated.

In the pitch-black night, Qiao Xiaojiao was ordered to use talismans to ambush a monster hiding in a deep well.

But by sheer coincidence, she dozed off.

So when the spirit emerged from the deep well, the talisman did not explode.

The monster, clad in a black cloak, faceless and limbless, floating in the air, drifted right up to Qiao Xiaojiao.

Just as she was about to attack Qiao Xiaojiao, Qiao Zhongyi arrived.

He has grown into a handsome young man.

She was dressed in blue, and her long hair was tied into a high ponytail.

He simply flicked a sword out of his sleeve.

The needle pierced directly in front of Qiao Xiaojiao, and the monster without hands, feet, or face vanished instantly.

Qiao Xiaojiao also woke up, but it was too late to raise her hand to detonate the talisman.

"Oh no, she got away!"

Qiao Zhongyi jumped down, and Qiao Xiaojiao was somewhat dejected.

"It's my fault. I shouldn't have gone to sleep. I was just too sleepy staring at this. My eyelids are drooping. I'm sorry."

How could Qiao Zhongyi bear to say anything to Qiao Xiaojiao?

He's a total siscon.

"It's alright, it's alright, sister, don't blame yourself. She has a protective barrier on her body, so she can't go far."

Qiao Xiaojiao raised an eyebrow. "Actually, I don't have any psychological burden. It's just... that spirit has a strange ability that can make people dream. I saw her running in the direction of our house. Who will be affected?"

Qiao Zhongyi scratched his head.

"This is indeed disgusting. It only happens once, and you can get it if you make eye contact with her, but it won't be harmful. Oh well, it's not life-threatening anyway, so there's no need to worry too much."

Qiao Xiaojiao shrugged. "I didn't intend to kill her either."

However, Qiao Xiaojiao's actions have actually caused trouble for her own parents.

Joey was flirting with Hua Ran late at night.

Flirting, in reality, is just chasing each other around the yard, laughing and playing.

I don't know where Hua Ran read that, but she said that other couples who have been together for a long time all increase their affection in this way.

The problem is, Joey feels that the two of them don't need to develop any more feelings for each other.

If you add any more, they'll both be in heaven.

Now Qiao Dawang says he's tired of it every day.

Qiao Yi herself didn't feel nauseous just seeing the two of them, but when Qiao Dawang and Lu Qianye imitated them...

"Ranran, let's eat meat! Ah~"

"My lady~ let's have some tea~ ah~"

Joey felt like throwing up when she saw it.

Hua Ran remains vigilant to this day.

He immediately covered his face, revealing a depressed expression, and his fluffy tail swayed gently twice behind him.

"No, I need to find some excitement with my wife..."

"Huh? What kind of thrill are you looking for?"

"At night, everyone else goes back to their rooms to sleep, and nobody else comes out except the two of us. Then we chase each other, and you play the leader of the mountains, trying to snatch me away to be your husband!"

Joey raised an eyebrow; she had a bad feeling about her.

It's just that... whenever they're looking for trouble and not enjoying their good days, something unfortunate always comes along to remind them.

For example, years ago, Joey saw that the land he bought had appreciated greatly, so he became overjoyed and insisted on investing more in the pharmaceutical industry, only to lose everything.

For example, years ago, Joy was bored and wanted to switch the locations of the outhouse and kitchen, feeling that the feng shui was bad before. Then, while cooking, the septic pipe burst, scattering fumes all over her.

For example again, okay, no more examples!

She has already seen the future.

"Ranran, are you sure?"

"Hmm! I think this is a minor matter, and there shouldn't be any repercussions."

Ha ha……

Joey did not object.

Because Hana's fluffy tail had already swept into her arms, and even the soft fox fur at the tip of the tail was brushing against her chin.

She really has no resistance to furry things.

Then, tonight, yes, the very night that Qiao Xiaojiao accidentally released the monster from the bottom of the well.

Joey and Hua Ran are flirting.

Joey shouted, "Whose little darling husband is this? Since his wife isn't here, I'm going to snatch him up the mountain and become his bandit husband!"

Hua Ran was nimble, light, and beautiful. He floated into the back of the storeroom as if he were floating.

"Oh dear~ I'm so scared~ Please don't come near me~"

Joey thought to herself, "Aren't you just telling me to hurry up and get over there?"

She sighed, "I really want to sleep tonight."

But just as she was about to reach Hua Ran, she sensed movement coming from the kitchen next door.

Strange, is anyone there?

The closer she got, the more Joey felt there was a sinister aura emanating from within.

When did you escape?

Hua Ran also noticed that something was wrong with his wife, so he stopped playing hide-and-seek and quickly came out to follow behind her.

"My lady, those who come to our place are probably not ordinary spirits or monsters. We should be careful."

Joey nodded.

The two women stood at the door of the storeroom, and the guy inside still showed no sign of running away.

One of them pushed open the door, and the other rushed in.

The cloaked man immediately turned around.

A pale face suddenly appeared from beneath the previously faceless hood, only to dart out again after exchanging a single glance with Joey.

Joey fell straight backward.

She tried her best to control her drowsiness, but her eyelids kept drooping.

Hua Ran was terrified.

After all these years, how many times have I encountered someone who can take down the wife with a single blow?

"Master Wife...Master Wife!"

Joey's mouth opened slightly, "It's nothing... I was just under a spell, I need to sleep... Don't worry..."

Before she could finish speaking, Joey fell into a deep sleep, her last conscious thought being...

I told you, if you don't enjoy good days, bad luck will follow.

And here comes the bad luck!

Hua Ran hugged Qiao Yi directly.

"My lady, you...you mustn't be asleep, hey!"

Everyone came out. Lu Qianye wasn't there; she was still having a slow and steady relationship with Qiao Dawan, not touching her hands or body. If she were there, she would definitely have rushed over with a big knife.

So Qiao Dawang simply said indifferently, "What's wrong? Did you go too far? Did you break the manure pipe again?"

Old Man Joe also came out.

His hair was already gray, but he was still handsome.

He rubbed his eyes.

"Yiyi, what happened?"

As for Joey, her consciousness entered another space.

Yes, it's that space with its many illusions of flower-stained, mangled limbs.

There are now nine people inside.

Over the course of more than a decade, Hua Ran found her eyes again.

Only the tail is missing.

However, because they hadn't found all nine flowers, they couldn't reunite and would occasionally pull Joey into an illusion to talk to her.

This time is no exception.

"Thank goodness, if we hadn't gotten there first, my little wife would have fallen into a deep sleep~"

"I'm a courtesan," said Qinglou Ran, patting her chest.