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Chapter 1838. Rebellious System 12

After the team reached an agreement, they continued to move forward and came to Futu Mountain. As expected, they met a monk who was sitting in a bird's nest and wanted to teach Han Zifeng. Zifeng used his arm to nudge Yang Jian and asked, "Your cousin?"

The guy named Wuchao Zen Master suddenly shuddered and had a bad feeling. Seeing Yang Jian coming up, Wuchao Zen Master immediately said: "Hey, hey, hey, I have a serious mission."

Yang Jian: "Go up and eat the roast chicken."

Wu Chao Zen Master burst into tears. This cousin of his was really unreasonable. He threw the Heart Sutra to him with disdain and ran away, not forgetting to shout: "Remember, you must memorize it, Tathagata needs you."

Zi Feng also imitated her and shouted seriously: "Then he must live to see the end of it, and I will recite it to you!"

When Master Wuchao heard this, he fell flat on his face and was thrown far away. Zi Feng shook his head and teased, "Your mental quality is not good enough."

Yang Jian complained: "I killed one of my cousins ​​with one axe, you think I was joking, although I didn't kill them all, but they were all seriously injured."

Zi Feng complained: "Is it worth showing off?"

A group of people laughed. The Yellow Wind Monster, who had been watching from a distance, was also startled. No, no, even the Zen Master Wuchao ran away, should he run away too?

The Yellow Wind Monster was still over there, thinking, while Zi Feng said to everyone, "Monkey, there is a mouse or a weasel that can blow wind over here in the Yellow Wind Ridge. You can steal his wind lantern and whoever wants it can take it and play with it."

Sun Wukong asked: "What if I can't find the thing?"

Zi Feng said calmly, "I remember there was one, right? But Sanwei Shenfeng, you better be careful. Our focus is to kill the monster. If you find something, take it back. If you don't, forget it."

Sun Wukong: "So you just want that demon, okay, wait."

Zi Feng: "Be careful of his wind, before the Bodhisattva comes."

As a rat spirit, the Yellow Wind Monster was very discerning. When he saw the monkey coming, he decisively left the cave and said, "Grandpa Sun, we can talk."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "Give me your lamp."

Huang Fengguai asked, "Wait, Grandpa Sun, what the hell are you talking about?"

Sun Wukong: "How dare you not give it to me?"

Yellow Wind Monster: "Is it possible that I don't have it?"

Sun Wukong remembered and asked, "How do you blow the wind?"

The Yellow Wind Monster walked to the side, puffed his mouth three times, and blew out a gust of wind, then looked at Sun Wukong innocently. Suddenly Sun Wukong couldn't do anything.

Zi Feng, looking at the wind blown by the Yellow Wind Monster, also became excited and said happily: "Hurry up, hurry up, the fight has started, the fight has started."

Yang Jian rolled his eyes at him and also went to fight with Roaring Sky Dog. But when they arrived, they were speechless. The Yellow Wind Monster was already kneeling on the ground, waiting for punishment.

Sun Wukong said aggrievedly: "Sister, he blew it directly with his mouth."

Zi Feng nodded, thinking about the Yellow Wind Monster, and said calmly: "Well, Monkey, can you do him a favor? Can you write? Write the story of the Yellow Wind Monster on the stone wall of this cave, and then I will put a seal on it, and this level will be completed."

Huang Fengguai agreed immediately, but Yang Jian was surprised: "Why do you want him to write down the situation?"

Zi Feng said calmly: "First, to prevent the Bodhisattva from saying that we are fooling around; second, to prevent the monks from taking revenge. Let the sins be known to the public, and let it be known that this guy is correcting himself. Of course, if, if this guy does evil again, he will be attacked by my curse."

Sun Wukong asked in confusion: "Why are you going through so much trouble?"

Zi Feng calmly pointed at the Yellow Wind Monster and answered, "He is now a monster. The monster race is in such bad shape now. We can save as many as we can. Besides, it is also worth looking forward to a fellow who can comprehend the Three Flavors Divine Wind on his own."

Sun Wukong expressed his understanding, and the Yellow Wind Monster was so touched. At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva, who felt something was wrong, also came over, and was speechless when he saw that the Yellow Wind Monster had settled down.

Lingji Bodhisattva: "How did you do it?"

Zi Feng retorted: "Do you think that the Great Sage Ping Zhang, ah, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven can't beat him, or that the True Lord Erlang Xiansheng can't beat him? We are all demons. The demons have digested this matter internally. If they want to do something, they will die if they don't."

Bodhisattva Lingji: "Please give me the Yellow Wind Monster. I will take it back to Lingshan to deal with it."

Zi Feng pointed at what was written on his wall: "Did you see it? If you want to catch someone, do it yourself. Anyway, we have already dealt with it here. Also, the Yellow Wind Monster has not converted to Buddhism, he is just a member of our demon clan. You'd better be polite, otherwise even if I chop you off, Tathagata won't dare to say anything more."

A group of people happily surrounded Lingji Bodhisattva. If they said anything wrong, he would have to lie down and go back. Zi Feng said calmly: "I don't care, I'm going to sleep, you guys can do whatever you want, you really don't know whether the flesh and blood of the Bodhisattva can be eaten or not."

Emperor Xin: "You can't eat it, but you can feed it to the rat."

Zi Feng complained: "You didn't really eat it, did you?"

Emperor Xin: "I have eaten monsters, small monsters."

Zi Feng asked curiously, "Did you two really have a feast of wine and women?"

Emperor Xin: "Aren't you storing food for the winter?"

Zi Feng didn't turn around and asked, "No, what does hoarding food have to do with wine and meat?"

Emperor Xin answered seriously: "If you can't eat the meat, hang it up to dry, so you can eat it for a longer time; if you pour the wine directly into the pool, it is easier to store than in jars and saves space."

Zi Feng was silent for a long time and then said, "It's a place of wine and women, I've learned a lot."

Emperor Xin felt that this was not right, so he turned his eyes and asked, "Wait, what do you think of a pool of wine and a forest of meat?"

Zi Feng said happily, "A swimming pool made of wine, a swimming pool where you can play hide-and-seek and catch people. A meat forest, with carcasses of various animals, poked next to the wine pool, all of them are roasted meat. Of course, the most delicious thing is the roasted children's meat, human flesh, so tender."

Emperor Xin: "No, can this thing be eaten?"

Zi Feng calmly passed the buck: "The main character is a debauched and brutal one! Otherwise, how can you be qualified to be King Zhou if you are normal and drink normally? You can't just say, oh, we turned against Tiangang, and then we won. What a slap in the face!"

Emperor Xin had an expression of doubt about his life. After a long silence, he said aggrievedly: "You asked me to be quiet, what the hell is this!"

Daji actually laughed, and said with a shaking smile: "Your Majesty, please stay calm. I have also put the entire clan of vixen on the pillar of shame. Stay calm, you must stay calm."

Emperor Xin roared: "Why should I stay calm? It is obvious that you, the gods and Buddhas, are bullying the human race!"

Zi Feng added: "No, no, no, I am simply bullying your Emperor." Emperor Xin looked even more like crying after hearing this, while Daji resigned herself to her fate and stood by to comfort her king.

Yang Jian asked curiously: "Why are they crying?"