bestfiction Chapter 2242. Novel System 9
Chapter 2242. Novel System 9
The celestial soldier angrily rebuked, "Insolence!"
Han Zifeng looked disgusted and immediately revealed her Dharma body, saying, "Jade Emperor, get over here right now. I don't have the good temper of my older brother and sister."
At this moment, roars echoed throughout the Lingxiao Palace. Not only was the Jade Emperor coming immediately, but even Laozi and Yang Jian arrived. Zi Feng pointed to the ascension passage below and said, "It's open now. You guys figure out how to maintain it. Also, the inheritance below is almost gone. Find some unimportant ones to go down and check. And the lower realm is ruled by firearms. Find some physical cultivators to go down there, otherwise you'll encounter some speechless beings who can kill you in a minute. Even if they are immortals, you might not be able to withstand their ultimate annihilation attack."
"Also, there are other civilizations below, like birdmen, kobolds, the World Tree, werewolves, vampires, and so on. You can pick them up yourselves. Oh, and there's a zombie too. Foreign countries haven't lost many of those strange heritages, but ours has lost a lot. Now, the Xuanmen heritage is basically the kind that can't even beat a strong soldier. Those with sects, go down and preach a few of them, but those weird ones who sacrifice their entire clan, don't go down and embarrass yourselves."
Everyone said they completely understood what the empress was saying. The Jade Emperor replied, "We'll arrange that for you right away. Is there anything else you need? Repair this passage, and also neutralize the spiritual energy. Even if you go down there, don't have too much fun for now. I'm afraid you won't be able to handle the air quality down there." She thought for a moment and said, "The demon race will also go down to spread some demon immortal inheritances. As for the rest, you can study them yourselves."
After a moment of silence, she continued, "By the way, if those bald men go down too, tell her to find a few with better tempers. Murder is illegal in the mortal realm, no matter the reason. If someone like Fahai goes down, he'll be locked up and studied in no time. The key point is, there aren't many reliable monks down there."
Yang Jian asked curiously, "Wait, what's your definition of reliable?"
Zifeng replied, "Oh, the monks down there are now indulging in all five vices: eating, drinking, gambling, whoring, and smoking. Killing people is commonplace for them. They believe in laying down their butcher knives and becoming Buddhas on the spot. Tell me, can these people be considered reliable? Anyway, I didn't kill them. The authorities just dealt with them. There are reliable ones, but they are really few and far between. A few are good enough."
Yang Jian chimed in, "Oh, then we really can't send Fahai down. He could definitely kill all these unreliable people."
Zi Feng: "Hmm, the strongest Fahai, fabricated in the lower realm, no matter what he sees, is always a mighty heavenly dragon, a World Honored One Ksitigarbha, a Prajna Buddha, or a Prajna Paramita. It's quite believable that someone like that can become an immortal. Anyway, I cover my face every time I hear it. Oh right, you guys can figure out the negotiations with the Buddhist sect yourselves. I don't want to see those guys. I'm really afraid I might lose my temper and wipe them all out."
After she finished speaking, she stroked her chin and thought it over. She figured there shouldn't be any problems, so she nodded and continued, "Okay, figure out the follow-up yourself. I'm going home now."
Lao Tzu: "Go home?"
Zi Feng nodded: "Let's go to Nuwa Palace for a visit, since we're already here." Faced with the statement "since we're already here," the group of immortals were speechless.
At this moment, a nine-tailed white fox appeared and bowed to Zi Feng, saying, "Hu Jiu greets Your Highness. I came here to guide you."
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him, Zi Feng thought for a moment and said, "If you don't turn back into your original form, I can still masturbate a couple more times."
Hu Jiu felt quite sweaty, but she still transformed into her original form. Zi Feng mounted her, petting the fox as he said, "Let's go, let's go home, let's go home."
Watching the two leave like that, the Jade Emperor sighed. He decided to make arrangements; maintaining the ascension passage was relatively easy. Zi Feng went to Nuwa's Palace, told Nuwa about the situation, and also asked them to go down and enlighten some demon immortals.
Nuwa, in a good mood, handed the task over to Hu Jiu. Zi Feng also told him about the five immortals below, and Hu Jiu immediately knew where to go to complete his mission. Zi Feng thought for a moment and said, "Oh, right, there's a zombie down there. Bring it up and hand it over to the Jade Emperor and the others."
Hu Jiu nodded, agreeing to the request. It must be said, as a fox spirit, she could do these things relatively quickly. After all, for the demon race, enlightenment was simply a matter of a flick of the wrist, activating an ancient inheritance. Unlike humans who had to break down and explain spells in detail, demons would at most teach how to purify their bloodline, and that was it.
After playing in Nuwa's Palace for a while, Zi Feng returned to the mortal realm and carefully toured various countries. Hmm, she could confirm that there were no major problems. She left the pirated Ten Thousand Demon Banner in the special department and said, "Keep this. If you encounter any rebellious demons, use this to deter them. Keep taking it and hitting them. It's a pirated Ten Thousand Demon Banner, and it's been reported to the higher-ups."
Zi Feng thought for a moment, then drew his sword fingers together and wrote a spell on the Myriad Demon Banner, adding a note: Those who disobey the coordinator, just kill them. He then added: "Held by the Great Leader of China."
Zi Feng nodded and said, "That's fine. If they don't listen, just give them a good beating. I don't believe in that kind of evil. There are so many younger generations in China, and not a single one is reliable. If the family line really ends, I'll just have to give them another beating."
Faced with such restrictions, even the gods would be convinced. Now, this Myriad Demon Banner is almost as powerful as the new Human Emperor Sword. With the voluntary submission of the five great immortal families of the Northeast, the Myriad Demon Banner's value has increased even further. What surprised Zi Feng was that the pandas, who were originally just being cute, had unexpectedly risen to prominence, with almost nine out of ten evolving into the bloodline of the Iron-Eating Beast.
What's somewhat funny is that, aside from the fact that their caretakers seem to be feeding them more and a lot of strange food, we really haven't seen these idiots doing any kind of cultivation!
Looking at the group of pandas, Zifeng stroked them and said, "Oh, they've been a bunch of lazybones from ancient times to today. The biggest hurdle to becoming a spirit is a lack of self-discipline." Everyone around laughed. Zifeng complained, "Why were they able to become Chiyou's mounts? Because if they didn't carry Chiyou, he would pin them to the ground and beat them. Why don't you take some small whips and urge them on?" The group of pandas looked very aggrieved, genuinely aggrieved!
As pandas are notoriously lazy, the group of caregivers, aside from their disdain, genuinely didn't dare to make any strong demands on these mischievous kids. The key point is that while others might not be able to beat these kids, beating them would be a piece of cake.
Zi Feng, having done all she could, simply said goodbye to Nuwa and prepared to leave. After all, the system of this world had long been uninstalled, so she still needed to inform the First before leaving.